Donebrach

Donebrach, 7 days ago

Only asshole goose I ever knew was a white goose with an orange beak. All the Canada geese in my parts are completely unaggressive whimps. It’s the turkeys you gotta watch out for.

Donebrach, 7 days ago (edited 2 days ago)

Who wouldn’t be afeared of a Canadian ghost?! Although it’d probably just apologize for its haunting.

Donebrach, 10 days ago

mildly drunken / jet lagged / other traveler slips hand into pole, somehow grabs the far one and positions their wrist between the other two. train stops, traveler is unfamiliar with riding trains, is thrown off by weight of bags, etc, arm snaps. what a great design.

Donebrach, 13 days ago (edited 5 days ago)

Cats are an invasive and detrimental species and should not be allowed to roam freely outside. Just because there’s some breed that originated from your country doesn’t negate the fact they are a non native species nearly everywhere and wreak havoc on the local population of small animals.

Donebrach, 14 days ago

Work in excess of 40 hrs per week is generally guaranteed overtime pay so that so called company you supposedly work for is really doing itself dirty if its requiring its employees to put in such hours.

I’m more inclined to assume you’re just a troll doing some soft propaganda so not really interested in any further conversation—but if you’re a real person and you really do work for a company that’s just gonna start requiring working over 40 hrs a week id suggest reporting the company to your state’s department of labor and finding a new place to work.

Donebrach, 15 days ago

No you weren’t.

Donebrach, 15 days ago

If you were buying “new” games on floppy disks for $5 in the 90’s, what, pray tell, where those games? Prance of Parma? Semper Maria?

Donebrach, 17 days ago

I just let the steak’s own fat do the work, no additional fats necessary. Just be sure to allow the meat for rest for at least 5-10 minutes after cooking before you cut into it.

Donebrach, 16 days ago

Just walk your bike across it, geez.

Donebrach, 17 days ago

Answering based on a comment op made in the thread:

I think there are wireless hdmi adaptors that would enable you to move a normal monitor around but seems like l lot of jank—monitor would still need power, you’d need a wireless mouse and keyboard, a table, etc. I’d say a simpler solution would be to get a normal display for your computer and then a cheap laptop to run steam link on to stream games from your main computer to the laptop in whatever room you’re in. Performance would depend on your home wifi network.

I know ( or rather assume because I’ve never actually used steam link in any meaningful way) this limits you to your steam library, but like, we all know most games are just in our steam libraries.

Donebrach, 20 days ago

My mom has a deaf cat and used to vacuum him fairly regularly when he was younger—he loved it.

Donebrach, 22 days ago (edited 22 days ago)

Listen, I understand why you’d feel that way as a modern human, but why are you glad we, as a potently social species, don’t engage in such simple bonding rituals?

Donebrach, 23 days ago

I live in a state with what would be considered nationally to have very robust public transit—and it fucking sucks. After years of relying on it and on a bike to get around I just want to own a car.

It’s very much baked into American culture but there is no reality where the us builds trains or runs busses out to national parks or every single rural town. Cars are an unfortunate necessity for this country.

Donebrach, 23 days ago

Hey without that guy the planes would just be sitting on the ground becuase his big brain coordinates and flies all the planes from his Big Brain Mountain-top command post!

Donebrach, 24 days ago

They’re just living their best armor-life

Donebrach, 24 days ago

Man, 2003 when people had money for a house a car and a bike AND a Wacom tablet.

Donebrach, 24 days ago

This comic makes no sense and presents no joke. It’s just a drawing and some words that convey a meaningless scenario that makes no attempt at word play or observation.

Now if the caption was like “Frank was displeased to discover some Nag-weed growing in his garden” that would be a (very lame) joke but as it is now it’s just complete trash.

Donebrach, 24 days ago

Internet food, it’s delicious in internet.

Donebrach, 25 days ago

One of the greatest television programs ever created. If you finish it and want more Deep Space Nine is even better. Voyager is good as well but a little more rough around the edges despite being shinier.

Donebrach, 24 days ago (edited 24 days ago)

I disagree that DS9 is better

You’re wrong.

…check out Lower Decks. It’s huge fun.

You’re right.

Donebrach, 23 days ago

Nice try, Boeing

Donebrach, 28 days ago

No.

Donebrach, 28 days ago

All of the money is going to the CEOs and Investors. Every single time. Every single Industry. Stagnant wages is what everyone else experiences because every year the ruling class gets a billion (+) dollar bonus.

Donebrach, 28 days ago

1. Hospital charges $30,039.38 for therapeutic foot brace
2. insurance has only agreed to accept $4,382.40 as a charge for therapeutic foot brace
3. hospital graciously charges only $7,930.38 for Ergonomic Footrapche (miscoded), but will cut a deal and only charge $1,293.39 for Foot Brace, non-therapeutic.
4. Doctor prescribes Froobthrag Ultramnuntixx
5. Patient doesn’t know what’s happening; is told to make their own decision.
6. Patient receives a foot wrap
7. Patient receives a bill for $17,383.29 for Threnmgrotminexx and a $30 copay for seeing a preferred provider.

Thank you!

Donebrach, 28 days ago

Olives are delicious.