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Respect them for embracing their cringe

For this Memorial Day, I'd like to talk about one of the few US troops worth remembering: Milton Wolff (en.wikipedia.org)

Wolff was the last commander of the Lincoln Battalion, a unit of American volunteers who fought for the Republicans in the Spanish Civil War. He took the position after the previous commander, Robert Hale Merriman, was killed....

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I prefer to think of it as seizing the holiday for the proletariat

BeamBrain,
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I wonder what the Venn diagram of “parents who think it’s okay to hit their kids” and “parents whose kids cut them out of their life” is

BeamBrain,
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Gonna enjoy this before it gets rule 8ed

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Imagine moving all your manufacturing to China and then complaining that all your stuff is made in China

BeamBrain,
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I do game dev and I look like the people on the bottom right

Debate settled, games are art

Off the top of your head your most hated vidja game boss. (hexbear.net)

This creepy fuck popped into my head. I remember renting DOA 2 with a friend of mine for a sleepover at his house. MF’er lived deep in the woods and it was pitch black at night. This scary fuck comes on the screen raving about the world being it’s delusion and all of a sudden you’re fighting....

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You know what they say: the more, the merrier!

spoilerThere are no cuts or loops in this video.

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Shadow The Hedgehog is firmly in “so bad it’s good” territory and I will die on this hill

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Look at this genius with his brilliant new ideas! If only we killed everyone in the way of our glorious ideology we could have our utopia. Never heard that one before!

This coming from liberals who justify every imperialist slaughter as “the price of freedom.”

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Reddit was always a right-wing shithole, as extensively documented in places like r/shitredditsays back in its heyday. It’s a site for insufferable fascist nerds.

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This is how Anastasia portrayed the Russian Revolution, lol. Libs still haven’t graduated from a literal children’s movie understanding of the world.

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No, no you should not. No investigation, no right to speak.

Holy feck Facebook got really bad

Like I know this isn’t a shock to anyone. But it’s a super surprise to me. So since 2011 I was really busy with various educational or work stuff, and never had time to log in. When I did log in to post something random for family to see, I had that Fluffbusters extension that cuts out the extra shit that Meta adds to your...

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The fuck?

Unlimited sex changes on the cissexual world!! (hexbear.net)

The sex/gender distinction of the 20th century and now deeply popular among LGBT+ circles in the 21st century was one step forwards, two steps backwards. Although it provides a simple “explanation” of trans people, it ultimately cements sex and thus patriarchy as the natural state of things. Human sex has always been a...

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Twilight Sparkle would never say such a thing

BeamBrain,
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“Uhhhh ‘the machine’ is clearly Big Woke that’s trying to make us all gay trans Muslims. It’s like you don’t know anything 🙄”

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.

“What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!”, he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out “Oh my God!..” Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, “You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don’‘’'t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?” “Very well,” said the voice.

Suddenly, the bear shed its fur and donned a MAGA hat. It could no longer walk properly because of petro-masculinity, so God provided it with a Ford F-150.

The bear revved the engine and approached the horrified atheist. “THIS IS ARE COUNTRY,” it screeched as the truck slowly moved over the atheist and crushed him.

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What does a rapper have to do with it?

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People who’s never come close to having a successful revolution absolutely love finger-wagging at those who have. Same energy as those who’ve never written a line of code trying to tell me how to do my job.

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Nobody is anti-authoritarian when the authorities are hurting the people they want hurt.

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Funny, they were always said that other countries benefited from the West flooding them with cheap goods

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