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APBBlue

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Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. I don't shoot dogs. #pottery #tea #chocolate #puns #49ers #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week.

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APBBlue, to random
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'God: “Have you eaten from the tree whose fruit I commanded you not to eat?”

Adam: “It was the woman …”

Congratulations to Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr., whose dedication to originalism has led him to employ the oldest defense known to mankind.'

-- Philip Billings, Concord, N.H.

APBBlue, to random
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One thing I truly don't get: is like the whiniest baby who ever whined. He's always pouting about being so mistreated and put-upon.

Why do people (cough, cough, my brother) find this appealing?

APBBlue,
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@rjblaskiewicz My brother is an airplane mechanic who works with a lot of dangerous chemicals on a daily basis. 😬

skinnylatte, to animals
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This is how Cookie looks at berries (any)

APBBlue,
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@skinnylatte oh my god how can you eat anything

APBBlue, to random
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Is it just me, or does the new logo look like it should be for birth control pills?

APBBlue, to random
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I specialize in taking text written by people way smarter than me and rewriting it so dumb people like me can understand it.

::JAZZ HANDS::

APBBlue, to random
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I made it to age 48 without needing reading glasses.

I will not make it to age 49 without needing reading glasses.

APBBlue, to random
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It's my brother's birthday.

He's a Trump supporter.

Sorry, Kevin.

andrewfeeney, (edited ) to random
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This season of America has been a bit of a grind, but it's finally building up momentum. I still think it peaked at the Curb Your Enthusiasm level comedy of the "Four Seasons" episode back in season 4. I do hope they wrap it up properly and don't just keep perpetually rehashing the same old tired plot lines it on like a soap opera.

APBBlue,
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@andrewfeeney I'm glad we can at least provide you some entertainment. 😂

wegonnaseeno, to bicycling
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anecdotes about cycling to work: i work at a company which is affiliated with the military so we have lots of active duty and former service members. one dude sees my riding my bike to work and marvels at the fact. he acts like i'm doing something crazy.

dude. you were in the military. all i do is ride my bike to work.... @bikedc

APBBlue,
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@wegonnaseeno @bikedc lol

APBBlue,
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@wegonnaseeno @bikedc I always have the weirdness of people in the elevator saying: "You bike to work?" And then having to explain that no, I bring it on the Metro. After work, I take it back on the Metro. Get off at Capitol South. Ride five miles to pottery class. Ride home afterward. But no, I don't bike to work. 😂

kevbob, to pdx
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As we do some last packing away of the house clutter into the garage before the realtor photographer arrives, and thinking to our move out of Portland after 12 years, I think back to when my daughter was a small child here and whenever she drew our house she included gray rain clouds above instead of sun. 😂

APBBlue,
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@kevbob Where you headed?

APBBlue,
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@kevbob I was born in Henderson!

APBBlue, to random
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P
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APBBlue, to random
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I like my new job, but I still don't want to go to work today.

kevbob, to random
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Terrified our house is going to be featured on one of those worst of Zillow blogs when we go to market this week.

APBBlue,
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@kevbob Is it bad?

APBBlue,
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@kevbob Eh, I'm sure you're fine. I feel like Zillow is mostly really crazy stuff, not too much clutter. Like a fire hydrant urinal in the power room.

APBBlue,
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@kevbob Just, uhhhh, quirky.

APBBlue, to random
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I wonder if my old office remembered to do a Memorial Day Statement for the Record? 🤔

APBBlue,
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@rjblaskiewicz Ha, no. Thankfully. Those come from the campaign side, not the official side.

APBBlue, to random
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"Former president Donald Trump promised to crush pro-Palestinian protests on college campuses, telling a roomful of donors ... that he would expel student demonstrators from the United States, according to participants in the roundtable event with him in New York."

https://wapo.st/4bywzh1 #GiftLink

RickiTarr, to random
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At some point, my purse became a walking pharmacy. Stomach upset, got a headache? I have you covered. Need bug spray or sunscreen, what about some lotion or hand sanitizer? I've got a snack, and something to freshen your breath.

When I had surgery a few years ago, I had a weight limit of 10 pounds for 3 months! Hubs said he needed to weigh my purse to make sure I could safely carry it. I thought he was joking, turns out it weighed 17 pounds!

APBBlue,
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@RickiTarr holy shit

(I only carry tiny purses that don't fit much of anything besides my phones, keys and wallet.)

rjblaskiewicz, to random
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After a couple of days of rollercoaster emotions related to real estate, things have gotten REALLY BORING around here.

APBBlue,
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@rjblaskiewicz Some of the most stressful times of my life involved real estate.

patrickworld, to random
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Just say yes to drugs 🥴

APBBlue,
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@patrickworld Catnip or just really into botany? 😁

APBBlue, to random
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TIL that #MIT students who complete physical education credits in Archery, Fencing, Pistol (Air Pistol or Rifle) and Sailing can apply for a #Pirate Certificate: https://physicaleducationandwellness.mit.edu/about/pirate-certificate/

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