APBBlue

APBBlue, 4 days ago to random

'God: “Have you eaten from the tree whose fruit I commanded you not to eat?”

Adam: “It was the woman …”

Congratulations to Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr., whose dedication to originalism has led him to employ the oldest defense known to mankind.'

-- Philip Billings, Concord, N.H.

APBBlue, 6 days ago to random

One thing I truly don't get: #Trump is like the whiniest baby who ever whined. He's always pouting about being so mistreated and put-upon.

Why do people (cough, cough, my brother) find this appealing?

APBBlue, 8 days ago to random

Is it just me, or does the new #Reuters logo look like it should be for birth control pills? #Contraception #BirthControl

APBBlue, 8 days ago to random

I made it to age 48 without needing reading glasses.

I will not make it to age 49 without needing reading glasses.

APBBlue, 8 days ago to random

I specialize in taking text written by people way smarter than me and rewriting it so dumb people like me can understand it.

::JAZZ HANDS::

APBBlue, 9 days ago to random

It's my brother's birthday.

He's a Trump supporter.

Sorry, Kevin.

APBBlue, 10 days ago to random

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APBBlue, 10 days ago to random

I like my new job, but I still don't want to go to work today.

APBBlue, 12 days ago to random

"Former president Donald Trump promised to crush pro-Palestinian protests on college campuses, telling a roomful of donors ... that he would expel student demonstrators from the United States, according to participants in the roundtable event with him in New York."

https://wapo.st/4bywzh1 #GiftLink

APBBlue, 12 days ago to random

I wonder if my old office remembered to do a Memorial Day Statement for the Record? 🤔

APBBlue, 14 days ago to random

TIL that #MIT students who complete physical education credits in Archery, Fencing, Pistol (Air Pistol or Rifle) and Sailing can apply for a #Pirate Certificate: https://physicaleducationandwellness.mit.edu/about/pirate-certificate/

APBBlue, 14 days ago to random

Neither Mr. Blue nor I have ever read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Is this a mistake?

APBBlue, 17 days ago to random

I had to schedule an appointment with a neurologist, and I can't tell you how incredibly relieved I am to see that the doctor is a young woman.

APBBlue, 17 days ago to wordle

Now it's safe to make my joke:

#WORDLE ATE MY BABY!

APBBlue, 17 days ago to random

"No, not now, fuck you." -- Mr. Blue to his work phone

APBBlue, 22 days ago to random

I wonder if my employer would be offended that I describe my new job as "not particularly exciting, but important." 😂

(Excitement is overrated.)

APBBlue, 25 days ago to random

I think I'm going to need reading glasses soon. ::squints::

APBBlue, 28 days ago to Cats

Are #cats less domesticated than #dogs? (Don't yell at me -- I'm legitimately curious.)

APBBlue, 30 days ago to random

I bought a tub of Atomic Fireballs without realizing it was four pounds' worth. 😂

APBBlue, 1 month ago to random

Looked at approximately 10 stores before giving up and buying Atomic Fireballs on Amazon. It's almost itchy throat season. I need them.

APBBlue, 1 month ago to random

Maybe Kristi Noem has brainworms too.

APBBlue, 1 month ago to random

I was not expecting brainworms this morning.

APBBlue, 1 month ago to random

I have zero interest in Trump trials.

APBBlue, 1 month ago to random

@Alice Happy birthday! I hope it's been a good one! (If not, just try again tomorrow.)

APBBlue, 1 month ago to music

Weird #music question I was thinking about: Do string musicians know how to play other string instruments? Like, in an emergency orchestral situation, would someone like Yo Yo Ma be able to passably play a #violin?