"Christ", muttered Charles, as he unveiled the portrait.
Speaking at the unveiling, the artist said that he wished to explain “two artistic pieces of licence.Yeo said: “One is the colour, obviously, which was inspired by the colour of the bright red tunic of the Welsh Guards.
“The other thing is the butterfly. I would love to take full credit for that but it was actually the subject’s idea.”
“Well, believe it now, motherfucker, we got to get this portrait off the road! You know folks tend to notice shit like you painted a portrait drenched in fucking blood!"