What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about?
By0z • 2h
“Blueberry muffins you buy premade don’t have any blueberries in them. Blueberries cost too much. They dye bees blue because they have the same texture and use them.” He has ‘explained’ it to multiple people multiple times.
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iguanasdefuego • 4h
“How do we know it wasn’t just ostriches on the radar that triggered Pearl Harbor?” My dude. WHAT.
hi_im_watson • 4h
I was on a date at an art museum. The painting tag said who it was made by the title and made Circe 1600 and she said “do you think the earth was even around back then? You just never really know”
you just never really know
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bisexualtercation 🔁 naturallybadforyou
Yesterday
#a girl i went to school with one mentioned the mutant chickens they farm for kfc and we were all like… what #and she said yeah you know because in a bucket you can get like 5 wings and 5 thighs or whatever #someone told her they’re not all from the same 5-legged chicken and she said YOU MEAN THEY MIX CHICKENS???
#i still reference that all the time lol
notpietromaximoff 🔁 meteortrails
#having eaten a bee before they are not the same texture as blueberries.
Bees tastes like blueberries (i.gyazo.com)