Decentralize, to random
@Decentralize@dt.gl avatar

If you have Reddit stocks.. time to dump

https://x.com/jimcramer/status/1787979248679972977

metin, to DigitalNomadHub
@metin@graphics.social avatar

From the ar(t)chive…

Stylized 3D illustration for a 2007 issue of the Dutch FNV Bouw magazine, about emotional harassment at work.

avatar, to writing

Fate and Chance

https://eldraeverse.com/2024/04/17/fate-and-chance/

stvfrnzl, to Metal
@stvfrnzl@mastodon.online avatar

Aaaawww yes Jordan Fish producing #Architects this is sooo sick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulalrTPVxh0

Hopefully there working on an album, he's one of the top producers in #ModernMetal and #bmth wouldn't be were they are today without him

#metal #music #curse #MetalCore #HeavyMetal #HeavyMusic

Crazypedia, to random
@Crazypedia@pagan.plus avatar

I really need to look into reactive/attack infrastructure options for these data scrapers.

I want them to get fucked up when they touch pagan.plus. Cryptolocked with no recovery key for ignoring robots.txt. Errors and endless loop back trees when scraping a profile. bad offenders get logged and added to a list I can feed to a ddos service

I am so fucking done with tech idiots that want to piss all over everyone else just because Facebook and Twitter get away with it

Crazypedia,
@Crazypedia@pagan.plus avatar

Feel free to suggest any or that would fit in a text string, image, or other digitally deliverable format and I'll keep the suggestion list for later 👍 :cursed: :HexadecimalReboot:

cazabon, to sysadmin

you may not be familiar with...

"Go away, or I shall replace you with a very small shell-script."

martinawitch, to HEX

Loving these Hag Stones 🥰 have you worked with them before? I often use them during castings to conjure spiritual energies to strengthen my manifestations. I also like to wear one as a pendant too. Wearing a Hag Stone helps to ward off negative energies and is believed to prevent hexes/curses.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/MartinaWitch

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electric_nan, to 4chan in anon's roommate is autistic

I mean, it seems pretty normalized to # at inanimate objects when you aren’t satisfied with them…

KentuckyConjurer, to HEX
@KentuckyConjurer@witches.live avatar

This is something my local social justice hexing group is doing tonight. I make them a little booklet when we do this stuff so people can add notes about what works for them & what doesn't.

I'm creating my ladder with 13 small iron nails & twine. I will release 1 each day, starting tomorrow, & hammer it onto a picture of Christofacists from Jan 6, standing in front of the Capitol that I mounted to a board. I'm going to hammer them into a circle around the image on the board. I'll post a pic of that when it's complete. I have a saying for each knot that I untie and for when I hammer it into the board.

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Witches’ garlands, also known as witches’ ladders and ‘rope and feathers’, are used as a tool in hexing and cursing. They were generally used to bring illness or death upon the intended target. Black hen’s feathers, and the person’s hair if available, were knotted into the cord, and hidden in the victim’s mattress. This was thought to bring on sickness and weakness. To bring upon death, they were buried and the only way to reverse the curse was to find the garland, dig it up, then untie the knots. The ladder consists of three strands of fabric or cords. These are braided, with knots made down the ladder every inch or so. You may tie items into these knots which symbolize what you want to manifest. By making each knot, you are creating energy and tying it into that part of the ladder. You have several different options to contain this energy, depending on what type of spell you are working on. You might knot your intentions into knots in order to manifest something. Then over nine days, you release one knot per day, focusing on bringing your need/want into existence. You might want to bind someone, in which case, you would want each knot to stay secure.
Creating the Witch’s Ladder 1. Start by gathering your materials and getting your cords ready to knot or braid. It may help to tie the cords together on one end and tape the knotted end to a table or another surface. I found that doing so helps to prevent the cords from getting tangled in the process and it helps maintain a nice tension while braiding. 2. As you braid or knot your cords, begin adding your chosen materials. You may wish to recite something or chant as you are doing this, but it is not necessary. Depending on how many items you are using, you may wish to space them out evenly. For this, a ruler may come in handy. It may be helpful to braid the cords first and then insert your objects into the braid later on. 3. Continue braiding or knotting until you have made your witch’s ladder as long as you would like it. To finish your witch’s ladder, you may choose to simply tie off the cords, or you may choose to add something extra to the end. Finish off your witch’s ladder however you see fit. 4. When using the ladder to bind someone, you want to keep the knots and hide the ladder in a safe space. If you want to release your hex, you open one knot per night, until you have loosened them all. Then burn the cords. You may also put it in a sealed jar and burn a candle over it to seal the jar. Do this for as many days as you have made knots, concentrating each night on a different knot’s energy and intention.

cazabon, to email

"Inbox Zero" - a theoretical state of which, much like the universe's t=0, nothing is known and nothing can be known.

Goretta_Synn, to movies
@Goretta_Synn@horrorhub.club avatar

I was so jazzed about putting up a new episode yesterday I plum forgot about so I am doing it on Saturday. This week was full of giggles and gore.

andycarolan, to CrystalsHashtags
@andycarolan@social.lol avatar

As a designer…

TFW you change something minor on your website, then realise that you will need to change that same minor thing across your entire brand.

And...

TFW you realise that InDesign is actually a really good app and you enjoy using it more than you should 😅

CriticalCupcake, to random

What’s a small inconvenience curse that would drive somebody insane?

https://youtu.be/_GNx5UO9ies

lauren, to random
@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org avatar

Sometimes when I'm trying to reach a human for customer service, and the system won't route me to a person if I use the typical techniques (multiple zero presses, saying "agent", not saying anything through multiple timeouts, etc.), I use the "mystery language" technique to some considerable success:

SYS: I cannot connect you to anyone if you do not explain to me the nature of your problem.

ME: Dasbuton terra masiqu! Bashro normani grikkola-ban-nano!

SYS: I'm not sure I understand you, will you please repeat that?

ME: Dasbuton terra masiqu!!!! BASHRO normani grikkola-ban-NANO!!!!

SYS: Please hold while I transfer you to a customer service agent.

Q.E.D.

cazabon,

@lauren

Another technique - some systems that won't obey "agent" or "operator" will detect angry "fuck"s and other curses 😂 and route you to a human. Apparently it's basically "Is this caller frustrated enough to make trouble?". I have found it to work a couple of times when nothing else did...

madargon, to random
@madargon@is-a.cat avatar

At the end of day (we have hybrid work as default) coworker from other department went into our room. They said something about good, positive day and optimism. They looked at people in our room and finally at me.
"It's really good, you are here today and yet we didn't have any outage."

This way I learned they think I have some kind of on me, which causes network failures in my presence... :blobcatjoy:​

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