Okay bitches! Here's the other half of the equation...
Fried in an iron skillet with peanut oil. We soaked the sliced portobellos in buttermilk for over an hour, then laid out three trays - flour with smoked paprika, then whipped up eggs after rolling in the flour. Then there panko with "kickin' chicken" (Montreal Chicken) seasoning; finally the skillet.
Let the portobellos cool until warm but not hot. They will be juicy and squirt a bit of an orgasm in your mouth as you bite into them.... Fuckin' Yumz, bitches, Yumz! 🤘💀🤘
That whiskey you see in the background sure did help a lot - no... Ask that went straight down our gullets! You can do this too and your guests will be heavenly ingratiated big fucking time. #SuperSunnySouthernCalifornia Mofos! You can thank me later. Great for a participatory first date coz it's cheap, delicious, and let's the two of you bond by doing something truly together - fuck that first date shit at a Starbucks or leaving a high priced restaurant still hungry....
Just don't forget the whiskey - it's one of three main components lolz.
I'm a few days late posting this. Certain projects and utilities I try to showcase as soon as they come out of the oven, but lately I've been tending to other, more pressing matters since my move back to #SuperSunnySouthernCalifornia - like chillin' at the #beach, #spearfishing, and of course, bangin' it out with girlfriends I haven't been able to hangout with for over six years.
Picked up this beautiful lady at her place, and she was keen on doing a steakhouse thing together.
We hit it off really well and I was excited to be with such a vibrant, adventerous woman.
After a couple of drinks we decided to head over to Outback and I unlocked and opened her door. She scoffed under her breath, and as she halfheartedly intended, I heard it.
Oddly, to me, she didn't reach over and unlock my door from her side. Ummm....
Fuck that bitch! We made friendly small talk as I got ready to drop the tranny (pundit) into drive and then I abruptly told this bitch to get thee fuck out my truck. I made it plain enough that there would not be any questions or discussion - abrupt and frank as I was.
Later, I met a nice girl after dinner in the lounge, as sus as one might find, meeting chicks in that sort of randomized scenario, yet often the most truthful.
Yah, no need to say more about people being truthful with each other so there's no crooked roads ahead.
I'll say more after breakfast, but I sense we're cooking it together here at her place, from what I've gathered so far - awesome! A night sleeping next to and holding another human being and fighting over spatulas in the morning!