Okay bitches! Here's the other half of the equation...
Fried in an iron skillet with peanut oil. We soaked the sliced portobellos in buttermilk for over an hour, then laid out three trays - flour with smoked paprika, then whipped up eggs after rolling in the flour. Then there panko with "kickin' chicken" (Montreal Chicken) seasoning; finally the skillet.
Let the portobellos cool until warm but not hot. They will be juicy and squirt a bit of an orgasm in your mouth as you bite into them.... Fuckin' Yumz, bitches, Yumz! 🤘💀🤘
That whiskey you see in the background sure did help a lot - no... Ask that went straight down our gullets! You can do this too and your guests will be heavenly ingratiated big fucking time. #SuperSunnySouthernCalifornia Mofos! You can thank me later. Great for a participatory first date coz it's cheap, delicious, and let's the two of you bond by doing something truly together - fuck that first date shit at a Starbucks or leaving a high priced restaurant still hungry....
Just don't forget the whiskey - it's one of three main components lolz.
