With the open backing of the government, a widely known agent goes on mundane trips abroad to meet heads of state, not go too crazy with the minibar in his hotel rooms, and come back safely with plenty of time to get some grocery shopping in.
A defeated one-term president refuses to concede the election. He incites an insurrection in an attempt to overthrow the winning president-elect in an attempt to stay in power.
A former president gets his golf resort searched by the FBI and his boxes containing classified documents (belonging to the government) confiscated. As his lawyers warn him he will be indicted, his main concern is "How do I get my documents back from the government?"
Clockwork Orange Julius
Set in the 80's, a gang of roving mall punks terrorize shoppers at the Mall of America.
Story ends with punks stuck on a broken escalator unable to move up or down, as mall closes for the night. #RejectedMoviePlots #HashtagGames
How the Seven Dwarves came to observe traditional Egyptian funerary rites and procedures—this sequel that takes us to the edge of Fairyland…and the Beginning of Time!
How the Seven Dwarves came to observe traditional Egyptian funerary rites and procedures when the first of their number passed-on we may never know, but rest assured that hilarity will ensue!
At term's end a corrupt SCOTUS drops a shocking series of rulings rocking the US
In one swoop ending decades-long precedent & effectively making both bacon, LEGO & even Nikola Jokic (himself, personally) all blatantly illegal
"And I took that personally."
Riots in the tweets. Then Serbia began an Olympic gold medal-winning dynasty -- the team bankrolled by King James, coached by Air Jordan, & led on the "court" by you-know-who
"Scooby-Doo 3: More Monsters Unleashed." All the franchise jokes the first two films didn't use! ("How do the gang afford to travel so much?" "What are in Scooby Snacks?") More obscure Scooby-Doo monsters only from the original series and "The Scooby-Doo Show!" ("the ghost of Dr. Coffin? The Gator Ghoul? The Disc Demon?") And did someone say "yet another Batman team-up?"
"Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" reboot: Two dopey-but-likable teenage electronic musicians are destined to save humanity through their music, and must do so by traveling through time with the aid of... a time-traveling smartphone, given to them by comedian Wanda Sykes.
"The Simpsons Meet the Flintstones": Homer and Fred spend most of the film fighting, while the respective families... grow bored by this and befriend each other. Also, Bart + trained dinosaurs = hijinks ensuing.
"Batman V Superman: Dawn of Lawsuits": a courtroom battle that ropes in the wider DC multiverse! Guest starring: the law firm of Cranston, Grayson and Wayne (and a shocking guest star)!
"Back to the Future" reboot: Marty accidentally travels back in time 30 yeas in a Tesla turned into a time machine, and gets culture shock while in the long-ago year of... 1993.