Oh, look! A new track added to Metaphysical Shitposting! It's "Cosmic Horror at the Strip Mall Parking Lot." It's the sonic version of that timeless, universal experience -- you head to the convenience store with a head full of acid and there, among the Slim Jim wrappers and cigarette butts and gasoline fumes, the full horror of our existence hits you all at once! The Great Old Ones have your FULL attention and it's Not Great!