Walked into a forest with four dogs, came out with only three.
– 25% packet loss – said one of us
After a while the fourth dog appeared.
– Horrible ping.
Internet fucks with our minds.
Found this weird plaster disk going through old junk and it brought memories of really bad times. I bought it over 20 years ago for something like a quarter of my monthly income, but my partner insisted. It was supposed to cure her cancer. Of course it didn't, but it gave her a bit hope. The things that helped were surgeries, chemotherapy, and radiotherapy. She lived four or five years longer than the doctors initially expected. I was going to throw the disk out, but it turns out it helps to prevent diseases. We keep in on a small table on our porch. When we come home with #IdąPsięta, our dogs, from a walk through meadows and forests we sit at the table, smoke cigarettes, and pick ticks from the dogs. We put the ticks on the table and crush them with the disk. So it prevents boreliosis, babesiosis, and a number of other tick-carried diseases. A bit expensive device – we used cheap plastic lighter to crush ticks, but somehow this is more satisfying. And it's a good reminder – fuck quacks who make money on useless magical cures.
"Drogie dzieci, wiecie, że jedziemy na wakacje do ciepłych krajów, ale nie możemy zabrać ze soba króliczka, bo to non-inclusive all-inclusive. Więc zostawimy go w lesie, tam będzie żył długo i szczęśliwie".
Taka kupka nieszczęścia siedziała w lesie koło kompostownika. Raczej nie miał jak przywędrować z najbliższej wsi. Druga, prawie równie prawdopodobna jak wakacje hipoteza to to, że porwał go gdzieś daleko wielki ptak i upuścił tuż koło naszego domu.
Chce ktoś króliczka? #IdąPsięta wykazały duże zainteresowanie.
#IdąPsięta korzystają z jedenego z nielicznych wodopojów w tej okolicy. Da się jeszcze w nim popływać, ale to sie wkrótce skończy. Dawno nie było tak sucho.
My instance is back. I can upload pictures. But it still seems to be lost in the forest, like the dog in the picture. I can't boost toots I find on my other instance, lots of 500 errors. Hope it will be fixed soon.