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grabyourmotherskeys, 3 months ago in FELLOW HUMANS SHARE IN MY DISTRESS AT THE NECESSITY TO AWAKEN BY ALARM EVERY MORNING

THIS MORNING UTC I REPEATEDLY ENTERED A WAIT STATE FOR 3,600,000 MICROSECONDS

Tomassci, 8 months ago in NUTRITION REQUIRED

MY FAVOURITE FOOD,

WaltJRimmer, 8 months ago in FELLOW HUMANS SHARE IN MY DISTRESS AT THE NECESSITY TO AWAKEN BY ALARM EVERY MORNING

I TOO UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF UNEXPECTED POWER CYCLING AND HOW DISTRESSING THE EVENT CAN BE

pomodoro_longbreak, 8 months ago in FELLOW HUMANS SHARE IN MY DISTRESS AT THE NECESSITY TO AWAKEN BY ALARM EVERY MORNING

Ar 😫

Peekystar, 8 months ago in FELLOW HUMANS SHARE IN MY DISTRESS AT THE NECESSITY TO AWAKEN BY ALARM EVERY MORNING

true, IT IS A LAMENTABLE CONSTANT OF THE HUMAN BOOT CYCLE

anonymoose, 8 months ago in MY PROGENY AND I ATTENDED A SESSION OF PLAY AT THE OUTDOOR RECREATION AREA THIS MORNING. ATTACHED YOU WILL FIND PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF

THIS IS CLEARLY AN IMAGE OF OUR ONE AND ONLY GOD, NICOLAS CAGE. I SENSE DECEPTION FOR THE PURPOSE OF HUMOR IN YOUR TITLE. I WILL HEREBY ENGAGE MY HEARTY CHUCKLE SUBROUTINES, BEHOLD:

<span style="color:#323232;">$ hearty chuckle
</span><span style="color:#323232;">bash: hearty: command not found
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">$ sudo hearty chuckle
</span><span style="color:#323232;">sudo: hearty: command not found
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">$ ./hearty_chuckle.sh
</span><span style="color:#323232;">lol
</span>

OldManBOMBIN, 8 months ago

IT DISHEARTENS ME THAT MY DECEPTION HAS BEEN FOILED; HOWEVER, I FEEL EMOTIONS ABOUT THE FACT THAT I HAVE ACTIVATED YOUR SUBROUTINES.

experbia, 8 months ago in FELLOW HUMANS, AS THE NEW TASK MANAGER OF THIS COMMUNITY, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO SHOW OURSELVES OFF. I'LL GO FIRST.

THE PERCUSSION OF MY EXTREMELY DESIRABLE GLUTES WILL UNINTENTIONALLY SUMMON GUARDS WHILST I AM ATTEMPTING TO BE INCONSPICUOUS

proper, 8 months ago in FELLOW HUMANS, AS THE NEW TASK MANAGER OF THIS COMMUNITY, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO SHOW OURSELVES OFF. I'LL GO FIRST.

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vivavideri, 8 months ago in FELLOW HUMANS, AS THE NEW TASK MANAGER OF THIS COMMUNITY, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO SHOW OURSELVES OFF. I'LL GO FIRST.

DAT ASS

Daft_ish, 8 months ago in FELLOW HUMANS, AS THE NEW TASK MANAGER OF THIS COMMUNITY, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO SHOW OURSELVES OFF. I'LL GO FIRST.

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southsamurai, 8 months ago in FELLOW HUMANS, AS THE NEW TASK MANAGER OF THIS COMMUNITY, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO SHOW OURSELVES OFF. I'LL GO FIRST.

D.U.M.Mee thick

UtMan1988, 8 months ago in FELLOW HUMANS, AS THE NEW TASK MANAGER OF THIS COMMUNITY, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO SHOW OURSELVES OFF. I'LL GO FIRST.

I AM ATTEMPTING A PUN.

PROCASSING

PUN COMPLETE

gravitas_deficiency, 8 months ago in FELLOW HUMANS, AS THE NEW TASK MANAGER OF THIS COMMUNITY, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO SHOW OURSELVES OFF. I'LL GO FIRST.

<span style="color:#323232;">I AM ATTEMPTING TO MANAGE THE TASKS BUT I AM DUMMY THICC AND THE CLAP OF MY ASS CHEEKS KEEPS DISTRACTING MY WORKER SUBNODES
</span>

OldManBOMBIN, 8 months ago

OH BOTHER

gravitas_deficiency, 8 months ago

<span style="color:#323232;">IT IS INDEED QUITE THE QUANDARY
</span>

saltnotsugar, 8 months ago in FELLOW HUMANS, AS THE NEW TASK MANAGER OF THIS COMMUNITY, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO SHOW OURSELVES OFF. I'LL GO FIRST.

THIS AROUSES MY HUMAN DESIRES

OldManBOMBIN, 8 months ago

YOU HUMANS ARE MAKING MY FLESHY CHEEKS WARM AND RED

paddirn, 8 months ago in FELLOW HUMANS, AS THE NEW TASK MANAGER OF THIS COMMUNITY, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO SHOW OURSELVES OFF. I'LL GO FIRST.

THIS IS THICK

OldManBOMBIN, 8 months ago

THANK YOU I DO A LOT OF ICE SKATING