mo_lave,

Why don’t they program using spreadsheets? Are they stupid?

nilclass,

It’s like if farmers were just letting plants do all the work, instead of manually assembling the potatoes themselves

jmcs,

It’s like the joke about the invoice charging 0.10$ for a screw and 100$ for knowing which screw to replace.

Coding is easy. Software engineering not so much.

Banzai51,
@Banzai51@midwest.social avatar

The job of a programmer is to reintroduce a bug that was fixed in the last patch.

PenguinTD,

Merge needs some stomp, yeah, mine stomp yours.

edit: note, this is a good thing, cause then we both have unlimited supply of tickets.

jarfil,
Gsus4,
@Gsus4@mander.xyz avatar

genuine c/programmerhumor

onlinepersona,

Spoken like a true normie 👍

Anti Commercial-AI license

bitwolf,

Hey, how do you get the creative Commons attribution to automatically appear under your comments?

onlinepersona,

Unfortuately, it’s manual :) Keyboard shortcut to put the text into the clipboard and then paste it into the comment.

If you're on linux using X11sh #!/usr/bin/env nix-shell #!nix-shell -i bash --packages xautomation xclip sleep 0.2 printf ‘[Anti Commercial-AI license](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/)’ | xclip -selection clipboard #(echo '::: spoiler Anti Commercial AI thingy #[CC BY-NC-SA 4.0](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/) # #Inserted with a keystroke running this script on linux with X11 #bash’ #cat “$0” #echo '#:::') | xclip -selection clipboard xte “keydown Control_L” “key V” “keyup Control_L”

Anti Commercial-AI license

dev_null,

Obviously your way works fine, but I think a browser extension could make it 100% automatic.

onlinepersona,

If you’re willing to make one, that’d be great 🙂

Anti Commercial-AI license

twei,

Can ya please go back to the Drop-Down thingy for your license? It’s already annoying on its own, but it gets even more so when Voyager adds the Link-Preview

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

please don’t, it literally fills half the screen for me

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/4beb27b3-a90f-47ed-9276-73681693cd6b.webp

onlinepersona,

Dropdown doesn’t work for at least 2 clients. This is the best I can do.

If it really does bother you, block me 🤷

Anti Commercial-AI license

Syn_Attck,

ok

GroteStreet,

You know what’s funny, the two clients that don’t support your dropdown/spoiler for anti-commercial licences were commercial closed-source Lemmy clients.

I say sod them and go back to your dropdown.

jdeath,

why would someone go out of their way to use closed source lemmy clients?

petrescatraian,

@ElCanut geee, I wonder how did they make Microsoft Access.

ElCanut,

There’s an intern inside the server that checks every transaction by hand

xep,

Sometimes it feels like most of my job nowadays is deleting code now.

Dark_Arc,
@Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

Be careful with that one. I’m not sure about your experience level, but a mistake newer (and some more experienced) programmers often make is taking DRY too far.

It’s easy to “dry” something up to the point where it’s spaghetti that’s overly clever about how it reduces lines of code resulting in some crazy inheritance hierarchy even you are afraid to change.

BarryZuckerkorn,

Hmm, is this a new take on the “Stop Doing Math” meme?

mdhughes,
@mdhughes@lemmy.ml avatar

“She”. The gag of SwiftOnSecurity is it’s Taylor Swift, posting infosec. Tho these days she mostly trolls like this.

Sotuanduso,

Is it actually Taylor Swift?

belated_frog_pants,

Yes. On the matter security.

norbert,
norbert avatar

Of course, do you think people just go on the internet and tell lies?

Sotuanduso,

That’s why I asked. Wasn’t sure if it was a joke about the name, or if it’s someone pretending to be Taylor Swift, or the real deal (which I never heard of because I don’t follow Taylor Swift - or because it’s not real.)

Artyom,

Yes. If you think that’s cool, just wait until you meet @MargotRobbie

jdeath,

isn’t that the award winning actress?

MargotRobbie,

I, for one, thinks she’s pretty cool.

GenderNeutralBro,

I’ve never found a problem that can’t be exacerbated with Microsoft Access.

sukhmel,

The biggest scam about programmers is they barely program

He’s got a point, though, the further you go, the less time you spend inputting code. Although some people prefer to continue going head first and then remaking everything.

abbadon420,

That is a lot of fun to do, most times. Also I need to provide for my family and the guys who pay my salary want their stupid features implemented like yesterday.

sukhmel,

I half agree about fun, think it depends on how often clients want some weird shit done yesterday, it becomes a nightmare if it happens too often :(

agressivelyPassive,

Absolutely. I barely touch code anymore, but I talk about how to touch code a lot.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

like with many jobs you’re learning to only do the work that matters, and oftentimes when you can avoid doing work that actually improves the product.

There’s a reason why construction workers aren’t making their own planks and nails, that would be horribly time consuming, inefficient, and they’d probably make shitty planks.

sukhmel,

Not trying to become an expert in everything was the most important decision I made so far, I think

FaceDeer,
@FaceDeer@fedia.io avatar

Over the past month I feel like all I've been doing is writing tech design documents for systems I don't actually know anything about because I haven't had the opportunity to go in and do anything with them.

Fortunately I've finally managed to reach the point where everyone agrees that we should just start implementing the basics and see how that goes rather than try to plan it all out ahead of time since we're surely going to have to throw out the later plans once we see what we're actually dealing with.

JaymesRS,

I love SwiftOnSecurity.

pbjamm,
@pbjamm@beehaw.org avatar

LLMs will replace the programmers right before they replace the satarists.

FaceDeer,
@FaceDeer@fedia.io avatar
pbjamm,
@pbjamm@beehaw.org avatar

The best scene in a terrible movie.

OttoVonNoob,

Me: Spends 4 hours making a pause menu… “I wish this was true… This man has not met the hell of a 50 state, 100 elif statement…”

Amateur Coders code: " We don’t do this because its easy, we do this because we thought it would be easy"

MxM111,
MxM111 avatar

We do what we can, because we must!

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