clive,
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“I had a guy come in with his family ... and he did 16 rounds of shrimp scampi. He was there for over two hours on a busy Friday night. They had one of my biggest tables. I just had to watch this man eat plates upon plates of the scampi, which isn’t even served over pasta. It’s shrimp in a garlic-wine butter.

"It was so gross.”

Red Lobster employees tell grim tales of the chain benighted "endless shrimp" deal: https://slate.com/life/2024/05/red-lobster-restaurant-closing-bankrupt-endless-shrimp.html

phonner,
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clive,
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@phonner

😂

roadskater,
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@clive ISTR a Simpson's episode from long ago (~25 years?) where the seafood restaurant has an all-you-can-eat deal, and Homer took it on as a challenge. A court case might have resulted.

clive,
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@roadskater

yeah @phonner just posted a screenshot of that

marisa,
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@clive I feel sick just reading this quote.

clive,
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@marisa

yeah I get that watery feeling at the back of my tongue

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