Some jackhole in the bar played that Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow duet song on the jukebox and Sheryl Crow seems to be a fairly decent person so it probably has to suck that you are now emblazoned digitally through all time singing dulcet poetry to a greasy kitchen mop in a hat who went on to become one of America's most strident publicly-declared neo-Nazis.
It's not her fault, mind you, and "I didn't know he would literally full-throatedly support concentration camps, fully revoking the citizenship of women so that they may better focus on incubating Aryan babies, subspeciating all ethnic minorities and a violent coup d'etat to end the American republic" is something no one in the music industry should really have to say in nearly every future interview they give, but here we are.
Apparently Sheryl Crow has made a TON of fuckawful dating decisions so, just as a cautionary tale, young musicians, take what opportunities you can get but maybe avoid any situation where people in the future might ask you "Remember when you sang swoony shit to that skeezy redneck cunt obersturmfuhrer?"
@dannotdaniel@wendinoakland I DO like the idea of Owen Wilson examining EVERY fucking philosophical notion about society he has ever had because of this, just to be safe.
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