#KerbalSpaceProgram logic:
"Hey Bob, we need to drive around the KSC and collect some science data. Can you stand on this ladder atop this capsule-on-wheels and take down EVA reports?"
"Well, sure, but wouldn't it just be better to put a chair on top of the capsule instead?"
"Unfortunately, our researchers haven't invented chairs yet. They're on the roadmap."
"Haven't invented CHAIRS?!?"
"Also, we need to you to take surface samples."
"Ok, so we'll drive somewhere, stop, I'll hop down and grab a surface sample?"
"No, they'll just keep driving and you keep taking surface samples while the vehicle is still rolling."
"WHAT. HOW?"
"What?"
"Anyway. Why are we collecting science data around the KSC, anyway?"
"Because it yields valuable science data which we can then use to develop new technologies, of course! Why, just the other day, we took a surface sample right behind the Vehicle Assembly Building that was as valuable as one of the samples taken from a recent Mün mission!"
"WHAT. HOW. TAKING SAMPLES FROM OUR LITERAL BACKYARD YIELDS THE SAME AMOUNT OF SCIENCE DATA AS A MÜN LANDER?!?!?"
"Yep! You ready? Val's already in the pilot's seat. Hold on tight!"
"Sure Gene, sure."
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