dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Humans!

Please don't send us any more unsolicited nude pics with instructions on how to get to your house.
It's creepy.

Sincerely,

The Aliens.

kf7ccc,
@kf7ccc@mastodon.radio avatar

@dgar hey, it was the 70s...

CrowGlittering5133,

@dgar You're right. It's a #dickpic, even./lh

jimmygnarly,
@jimmygnarly@mastodon.online avatar

@dgar Sagan meant well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp-WiNXH6hI

I use a GM ev btw.. f tsla ha!

MikeOB1,

@dgar busted a gut laughing

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@MikeOB1
☝️😊✌️

chatyeux,

@dgar no dibujaron la vulva porque les parecía muy obsceno... los extraterrestres se iban a sonrojar, seguro 😂

Princejvstin,
@Princejvstin@wandering.shop avatar

@dgar I can't remember the title or the author but I remember a very short story where aliens recount destroying the Earth because they were clearly degenerates for sending pornography to the stars.

opendna,

@dgar Aliens show up and get miffed because we don't look anything like the photos. "It's an old pic..."

jlroberson,
@jlroberson@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar Earth to Universe: u up

xs4me2,
@xs4me2@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar

Space porn…

realn2s,

@dgar
Dear Aliens,
could you please add #AltText
It would make it possible for visual impaired humans to unterstand (y)our message.
But not only for them.

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@realn2s
I take my AltText game quite seriously. You may want to check your setting if you can’t see it.
My #AltText is definitely there.

https://aus.social/@dgar/110115360672220685
☝️😊👍

realn2s,

@dgar
:blobfearful:​ My fault. Sorry. I'm just human.

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@realn2s
☝️😊✌️
All good!

SonofaGeorge,

@dgar That - umm - bending arrow at the bottom; banned in #Florida?

demiurg,
@demiurg@fosstodon.org avatar

@dgar Censoring female genitals but then flexing about Hyperfine transition of neutral hydrogen.

Cleopatra,

@dgar
Alien biologist: the left specimen appears to be carrying a small egg between its fused tentacles, the egg will grow twice as large and will then be transferred to the right figure who is carrying 2 eggs close to what appears to be a kind of upper cloaca.....

gmoke,
@gmoke@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar

PS: Feel free to send more Bach and Chuck Berry music though

zuzuruz,

@dgar so, no threesome?

Computeforloot,
@Computeforloot@twit.social avatar

@dgar 😂

janwwbosch,

@dgar PS how the fuck did you manage to lose an entire fucking planet? Count them 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.

And how many do you say you have now. EIGHT! EIGHT FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Where is number nine hiding?

zleap,
@zleap@qoto.org avatar

@dgar

Dear aliens since this was sent, the last planet,. on the right hand side, which we call Pluto, has been downgraded.

MarvinTheMartian,

@dgar 🤣🤣

Stefan_Urbat,

@dgar 😂

aburka,
@aburka@hachyderm.io avatar

@dgar Person. Woman. Man. Hydrogen hyperfine transition. Pulsar map.

(alt text note: this is actually the Pioneer Plaque, not the Voyager Golden Record, which had decoding instructions instead of nudes https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/golden-record/golden-record-cover/)

shane,

@dgar @briankrebs
Godamnit. The first object to leave our solar system and of course it’s a dick pic.

priryo,
@priryo@linernotes.club avatar

@dgar
"Hey, my wife and I saw you from across the milky way and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?"

davidpmaurer,
@davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@dgar i mean, everyone knows earth is intergalactic fort lauderdale.

davidpmaurer,
@davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@dgar but SO hoomin.

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