Canukster, 2 months ago

@CactuarJoe Isnt tubi great. Haven't had cable in a month at least but I always have something to watch.. Thanks for the tip.

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

♫♪ IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE ♫♪

♪ Nineteen-seventy~ A. D.! ♪ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

ERNESTINE BARRIER, useful when your enemies throw women from the 1950s at you #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Film Editor, Roland Gross! He's slimy! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Score written for wobbly saw and timpani #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Jeez, this movie comes with lore :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"Sector number 12 come in please!"

He just went out! In or out with you kids! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Mr. Roundtree sounds like he could use some prozac. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Honestly kinda shocked they didn't give Mr. Roundtree a Sinister Foreign Name. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Oh no... IT'S SEPTEMBER! D: D: D: #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

I was annoyed by the stretched film before, but it makes Roundtree look like a gnome in long shots so it's good :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"Get a room as close to him as possible. Preferably next door."

Ask if you can use the honeymoon suite. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"Hope to see you soon, sir! Nyyyyuhbye!"

Dr. Werner is VERY midwestern :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Woo, speed spy strip :3 #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Hey, I kinda like that background. Not a bad matte painting :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

SPACOM, they sell commercial spas #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

No no no, do not rely on a Macintosh camera :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"It just HADDA be Bright Eyes."

They just narrowly avoided an ape rebellion, I think #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

SIDDOWN BILL

man this movie is Midwestern :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Bright eyes brought her MOM? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

WHAT

WHAT

WHAAAAT #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

...Also I get the impression calling the female reporter "Mrs. Prattles" is about the level of the sexual liberation we're about to see. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"Shut up Brighteyes!"

Hey, fuck YOU, sir #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Hands, Colonel. Hands >:( #Monsterdon

My father touched me like that once. To this day, he still has to wear orthopedic shirts.

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Why do we need a moon base!? What, you want the COMMIES to win, Mrs. Prattle!? We've got LANDS to conquer! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"It rotates around the earth on a trans-"

OH???

"polar orbit"

Oh. :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

...Is this winding up to a fat joke? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Oh hey, that rocket ladder elevator thing looks familiar, did they use that on another #Monsterdon movie?

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Not a terrible rocket launch for 1953, really. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

OH MAN these FACES #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

The rocket gets into orbit and a bunch of towels pop out of the wall automatically #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"Space control to Mexico..."

God dammit Lieutenant, I said no long-distance calls! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

I miss the docking procedure from War Between the Planets. More movies should chuck astronauts at space stations in lieu of actually docking. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

I genuinely can't decide who looks worse in their upsetting shorts. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

I'm enjoying the Goofy Orientation Shots here :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

...Salvation Army? How'd THOSE goobers get up there? :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

The sphere of the lander disconnects from the space station with an audible POONK! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Oh, she's got a Virtual Boy! Nice. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

I'm loving the goofy saw on the soundtrack, adds JUST the right amount of Dr. Seuss to this :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Doctor Werner looks like a sinister Oompa Loompa. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"The major doesn't like for someone else to play with his toys."

🤔 #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"She's fated to come around the terminator at that time"

Wait, so Bright Eyes's real name is Sarah Connor? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

This is a very weird military. Generals threaten to spank colonels, majors call colonels "kid"... #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Whoops, lentils. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"WEEEEELL, I could shove him out an airlock, condemning him to a horrifying death in the vacuum of space... Aw what the heck, I'll just practice my shibari instead." #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

These astronauts are real meaty specimens of the 1950s. Fulla pork and Schweibels. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Yeah, watch it Werner, or he'll shoot you

WITH A PISTOL

IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE

#Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Sorry, that's just my personal bugaboo >_> #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Hey, the use Michelin-brand space suits! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"You ever think about the brand of tires you use, Bill?" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Rock climbing, folks. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Oh, he fell to his death! Wow, thank you, movie! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

He's doing the "Mom told me to go to my room" walk back to the space ship. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

...Wait, so they really offed the main antagonist of this movie in an accidental fall? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

SHE WAS LITERALLY JUST ON THE WRONG CHANNEL FOR FOUR HOURS

fuck this movie. Seriously, fuck this movie. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"You're off-camera, but just act like I'm talking to someone!" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

...Wait, WHAT

They're just gonna LEAVE THEM THERE??? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"Take off your ring. This is man-to-man"

Yikes, Major.

"Yes, papi?"

YIKES MAJOR #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

...I think I know what they're driving at and I'm gonna be mad about it. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

"Yeah, the White House wants you to, uh, 'get married' major." #Monsterdon

A garbage fire

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Damn, Pac Man moving like crazy on those boards. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

So then Werner suddenly shows up as A MOON ZOMBIE! YEAH!

...Aw who am I kidding. :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

OH FUCK OFF #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

And so our two main characters, who have shown nothing but contempt for each other over the last hour, SUDDENLY LOVE EACH OTHER AND GET MARRIED

fuck OFF, movie #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

So the last act of the movie is literally ensuring that the man outranks the woman who's spent the whole film in command.

FUCK. OFF. MOVIE. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

#Monsterdon

I'm going to go fold some socks.

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

That ending annoyed me so much I had to go rant in the shower about it :P #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Like, I've been watching bad movies most of my life. I've seen bad endings and I've seen weird endings. I've seen endings that made no sense and I've seen endings that were just stupid. But I can't remember seeing an ending that was that creepy, misogynistic, and dismissive all in one go.

Like, that wasn't just a turd of an ending. They built up to that ending. They left it there for a week to mature before they threw it at us. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 2 months ago

Now I desperately want to make a sequel to Project Moonbase. I want to write a continuation of that story so angrily, joylessly feminist that it makes The Bell Jar look like Animal House. #Monsterdon