cassidy, (edited )
@cassidy@blaede.family avatar

My wife says I have become drunk with Smart Home power. I say, “Okay but when you need toilet paper, you won’t have to yell!” 🤷

#SmartHome #InternetOfShit #HomeAssistant #Zigbee #IKEA #IkeaTrådfri

kim,
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@cassidy I love this. Micah just overrode our doorbell and instead of the chime it now Rick-rolls us when someone presses the doorbell. The neighbor kids come ring our bell just to hear it now.

cassidy,
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@kim yesssss

purple,

@cassidy I have an equally useful button to stop me yelling that the coffee is ready, when my partner is still in bed! IKEA tradfri button -> -> TTS to Lenovo clock

cargon,

@purple @cassidy Now you have to automate it! I've got a power measuring outlet on my coffee machine. A notification will be send and the machine is turned off when the coffee is ready.

cassidy,
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@cargon @purple I've been wanting to do that with the washer and dryer but haven't gotten around to it…

glitch25,

@cassidy Drunk with power is when you get the smart speakers to yell all over the house that, "Mom!! I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER!!" in a little kid's voice.

cassidy,
@cassidy@blaede.family avatar

@glitch25 lol I need to check the TTS voices that Home Assistant includes, but this is basically what it does. 😝

lhamil64,

@cassidy I'm curious where you got them for $6. It looks like they're $15 on the official site, and that's about on par with other options so I'd love to find them for cheaper!

cassidy,
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@lhamil64 they were on sale online when we placed an order for a piece of furniture last week; could have just been our location, and/or just a temporary sale? 🤷

SKleefeld,
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@cassidy Ha! I installed something similar a year or two back. I think that installing it made her embarrassed that she'd asked enough I felt warranted to set that up; she's never once used the button! 😄

cassidy,
@cassidy@blaede.family avatar

@SKleefeld to be clear, I installed this for our toddler and preschooler who need help in the bathroom more often; I just thought the toilet paper use case was pretty amusing. 😁

cassidy,
@cassidy@blaede.family avatar

When you hit the button, it broadcasts to the house that someone needs help in the upstairs bathroom. It has a genuine use, though: our toddler sometimes needs help in the potty, and this makes it so they don’t have to yell. Plus… Internet of Shit… it was too good to pass up.

IKEA had these on sale for like $6, and despite the meme, it’s actually handled entirely locally. Yay, and !

khenderick,

@cassidy my kids have such button at their bedside. Instead of yelling (when they had a bad dream or sth like that) and waking up the other kid, they press the button and we get a notification (that is configured on our phone with a separate tone and allowed to override silent mode).

AngryAnt,
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@khenderick @cassidy It works for when they get older too. The kids room bed button here activates dim lights on the route to the bathroom.

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