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“I wanna do right but not right now”

https://music.apple.com/us/album/look-at-miss-ohio/79759147?i=79759074

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Just reached a terrific bar prep milestone! 100 wrong answers to multiple choice questions! 🕺

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Here's a post nobody asked for.

List of every band I've played in, in roughly chronological order:

Anonymous Failure
Fake Society
Tunc D’Melyo (truly can't remember the spelling - short stint, dumb band)
A&B Wrecking Company (family band - played weddings and such)
Nox (short stint)
Funk Bus
Dan and The Big Red
Brooks Young Band (short stint)
Quite So
Undercover Treasure Chest Parade
Graph (the best music I’ll ever make)
Amidon Lawn Kiv

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Everyone else can clock out for the day. Thanks for your hard work https://tacobelllabs.net/@ultranurd/112561145221586868

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Property law is fun to learn when you want to learn 958 years of something

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Consider daiquiris

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The real 34 counts of felony is that there’s no SNL this weekend

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We’ve gone 20 full minutes without talking about AI on here

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One thing is, sports are so optimized that everyone’s form looks the same. You used to have weird golf swings, awkward batting stances and unique pitching deliveries. Now, everyone’s game looks identical because the stats say it should. Boring

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I found my Airpods Pro. Everyone can stop looking for them now, thank you

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Sometimes it feels like the only way people in their 70s know how to interact with babies is to comment on the baby's appearance

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My four thousand dollar bar prep program logs me out daily and doesn't remember my preferences. At least I only have to use it every day for nine more weeks

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Folks, always cook your bear to 160f https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/if-you-plan-to-eat-an-undercooked-bear-watch-out-for-brain-worms/

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AI

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Passive voice

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JD

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I will now sell five copies of The Three EPs to my infant

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Family asleep. Might watch Two Towers and drink large IPAs

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Cynar

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Mel Brooks is still with us

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I think I have truthfully had as many colds in 5 weeks of daycare as I had in the 4 prior years of Covid

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Rock music music artist

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Terrific. This is 50% of what my wife uses these for
https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/112372427606839766

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The new St Vincent record gets my endorsement

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Seems like a god one for travel.

Some words are similar but used differently.

Fucking run me over with a truck

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