@ray@goblin.camp

ray

@ray@goblin.camp

Simon Ray
artist
goofy goober
weird
18+ to follow please. nudity in media tab

posts about my life, art, scootering, fashion, walking, fodmaps, Edmonton AB, Christianity, and being gay and trans

don't post much politics but I boost raging communists. if you are not one please be respectful, turn off boosts for me if necessary.

avatar image description: thinking koala
header descreption: minecraft starter screen but it says Gay Sex

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hitting on autistic baddies but you're stupid

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anyone have that video of the guys who scoop the squid/octopus back off the deck and cheer

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I love to tell people I shouldn't eat wheat and then eat a bunch of wheat. "btw I'm getting constipated rn, just so you know"

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I was like oh why am I so full at the bear picnic, forgetting I had a bunch of breaded beef and chicken the day before. so what did I do? eat a bunch of bread :3

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sorry but I like using the word dice instead of the singular word die

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bear bbq day but it is rainy.. they have tents but oh no

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hmmmmm my watermelon cucumber strawberry drink would taste better with the rest of the watermelon... but im soo sleeeeppyyy and i have to take out the seeds

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hmm.. my blueberry lilac syrup in progress currently turns your water the color of swamp or perhaps drainage. lol. smells good but tastes too floral + sweet still but the blueberries have awhile to go on the stove still

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as a sexy boy genius, I gathered some lilacs from the yard to make simple syrup to make drinks with

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going to a bear picnic and potluck tomorrow for pride, with the guy who's housing me. I thought he might enjoy the group and tho he's not chatting in the discord much he said he talked to the guy asking for volunteers and he seems to be looking forward to it. since he's lived rurally out here and been slowly transitioning he doesn't have many friends either, or a bunch of queers in particular. I think he'll probably get along with everyone better than me hah. I'm just there to get some social in and cruise for other weirdos who happen to dip into these groups looking for other freaks too

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I'm so baffled that nowhere seems to sell plain white sesame seeds, though you can buy the black ones in the spice section.. guess I'll have to buy some online?

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I wish I had spent a little less time on horse breeding before I found out it's completely if not totally impossible to breed a perfectly statted horse. But oh well, now I have a lot of various well statted horses so I'm going to at least make ones of a bunch of colors

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without technology or any real knowledge or grasp of history, being a vampire must have been way more terrifying. you mean I have to stay in this little feudal village for eternity? no fucking thanks

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delicious 18 hour sleep

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mutuals name one of my minecraft horses, feel free to claim a specific color (one of each).

they're all equally well statted across the board

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when he farts, a purse falls out of his ass

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little mermaid is such a gay story because no one fucking likes the prince from that story. who cares about him. she didn't. she just wanted his stuff. autism

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damn I love that I pulled a muscle in my shoulder 2 years ago and it's just been permanently in pain since then and neither of my 2 physios were helpful with it at all

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........................................... sigourney isn't sigourney weavers legal first name? it's susan? she started just going by it of her own accord when she was 14?

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the song that's stuck in my head the most from this guy the past couple days, the guest feature on this track starts 'tall bitch attack on titan' - good going, that's funny, let's continue. next line 'need a fine vp like biden' :/

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I dont have guesses about what will happen in the thing I'm reading/watching because I don't think about things like that

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someone in a friend group discord has mostly always used an umbreon profile picture and I antagonize him a lot already and then someone posted this. so. now I post this at him every day

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this cat always smells SO nice ?? like fresh clean linen that's been fabric softened

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