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kaia

@kaia@brotka.st
  • fedi's original purple girl since 2021-02-07
  • psychologist giving unsolicited advice
  • I like coupling people. tell me about yourself and let me add you to my portfolio!
  • wants to be a muscle mummy
  • tomboy consultant
  • NLP trainer when in dire monetary situations

let's be friends if you're not sus!!

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kaia, to random
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imagine being rich and going somewhere to drink over drinking in your $450m mansion with your womanservant and 'friends'

kaia,
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@cell I wish. I'd be a much better rich person than Evon Brusk or Jiff Bozos.

kaia, to random
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love the admin and service fee :yoyo_haha:

Clover, to random
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Too many Germans talking about stuff in Germany in German on my tl

kaia,
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@Clover just block German instances citing "German" :KroosEvil:

jeder, to random

I do like how roomy karlsruhe trams are
so tall

kaia,
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@jeder the yellow ones? :LappPeek:

kaia,
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@jeder they are strange to me. like the steps part. I like the S Bahn there more.

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:akko_mmh:

kaia,
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@genmaicha
Hamburger Hochschule -> Hamburger College. imagine going to college for hamburgers

kaia,
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@genmaicha "nice to meat you!"

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kaia, to random
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"I only drink one coke per day!"

kaia, to random
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since getting a PC the size of a small Japanese kei truck, I get asked about computer stuff :floofWoozy_256:

kaia, to random
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hey fedi, I have this 85 year old neighbor who fell for one of these tech support scams and got his PC encrypted. to prevent this going forward, is there a Linux that looks like Windows? something like Windows XP might be best.

the gentleman needs some Windows things, like his (Windows/Mac) tax software, still running on Linux.

kaia,
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@Rocc there's other reasons too. his Windows 10 is unusably slow and today it said he will not be able to update to Windows 11 due to system requirements. so in late 2025 he would need a new PC.

kaia,
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@grillchen meaning his tax program might also run natively?

how about viruses and exploits?

kaia,
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@grillchen I dunno exactly what the tax program is. I only saw it and did not recognize it.

kaia,
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@grillchen no, some proprietary thing he gets as a subscription on a CD with a "certificate" and a warranty card and such boomer bullshit. it's some German software. not taxman or sth

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https://netzsphaere.xyz/media/838405502a029986b1bd96d2988b83f0149232c22fb4f715158774cd92b6cbd3.png

kaia,
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@lucy the demented fantasies of a late 20s cis coomer living in his parent's basement and posting in those 41% threads to feel superior to at least one group in his life, seeing that in all other aspects he has zero prospects (no job, gf, friends, people who care for him)

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eurosceptic but like doesn't believe the moon of jupiter europa exists

kaia,
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@chjara what if we are Europa???

kaia, to random
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someone has "Frau Magister" in their academic profile and I wanna write "Magistra" :TexasPeek:

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met a girl yesterday at a party who claimed she's a 'professional Rust player' :mukiHuh:

kaia,
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@grillchen the smaller the steam ID the larger the member or what? :hehe:

kaia, to random
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escalation :OhGod:

image/jpeg

kaia, to random
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if you are a single gay guy in Europe or US looking for a monogamous relationship, I wanna couple you! talk to me! :hi_cirno:

kaia, to random
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> James Cameron's directing career began in 1978.[14] After borrowing money from a consortium of dentists, he learned to direct, write and produce his first short film, Xenogenesis (1978) with a friend.

:a2bteeth:

kaia,
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@Paradox it's all nice teeth propaganda

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