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icanzilb

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🍏 Software Engineer, former Swift DocC, all the info at http://underplot.com

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icanzilb, to random
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Sometimes I stumble upon a well written, pages-long Swift blog post & simply everything is wrong. From top to bottom it's only bad advice. Chatgpt doesn't know that ... so when you get a working program after
5min of "prompt engineering" ... it simply ought to be 💩 🤷🏽‍♂️

rene, to random
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Maybe AI wants to kill us after all.
https://wetdry.world/@nonfedimemes/112488318072867102

icanzilb,
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@rene @nonfedimemes i don't think it does. We want to kill ourselves by getting advice from a word-tumbler

SlaunchaMan, to random
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I went to CVS yesterday to pick up a prescription. For years when I’ve done so, there’s a step where you need to sign on the terminal and agree that you’re receiving the listed medications. This time, I noticed a super dark pattern.

In the place where historically they’ve collected this signature, they still ask for your signature—but to agree that CVS can use your medical data for marketing.

There’s no way this is informed consent. One of the darkest patterns I’ve seen.

icanzilb,
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@SlaunchaMan nice 🤦🏽‍♂️ at least it's only for marketing purposes and not to train chatgpt

icanzilb, to random
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Area man shocked finding out crypto scumbags steal & lie while launching their AI product

Chelsea Peretti Eye Roll GIF by Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Migueldeicaza, to random
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This changes my summer plans
https://nileane.fr/@nileane/112479061473659917

icanzilb,
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@Migueldeicaza Munich, when? 🍺

icanzilb,
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@Migueldeicaza oh well, there are a few other countries within couple of hours driving ... i'll keep an eye on your travel plans 😬😊

ctietze, to swift
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Are there any API design best practices about error handling?

So far, I sketched everything with Result<Value,Error> so I get typed errors.

But both stack unwinding and the lack of ceremony of throws is appealing, too. API consumers probably don't need fine grained detail which of the 20 error cases occurred.

icanzilb,
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@ctietze your clients know which exact error is being thrown if they care to check, do you imply throws are untyped?

icanzilb,
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@ctietze that happens at runtime though, for compile time typed error handling you have to wait for the proposal to get implemented in a release toolchain

icanzilb,
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@ctietze yes, I get it - type checking this way is handy 👍🏼

NeoNacho, to random

So Windows is getting a feature where it takes screenshots every few seconds to record what you’re doing on your computer? I wonder if the literal operating system could have a different way of achieving that.

icanzilb,
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@NeoNacho but why do it in a non-wasteful and semi-correct way though 🤔

b3ll, to random
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why.

icanzilb,
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@b3ll they already ran out of "cool" ideas but there's still VC money to go around

icanzilb, (edited ) to random
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It's been a year since the last time but today really enjoyed getting half an hour of practice 🖌️

woolie, to random
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My doctor prescribed some meds for my psoriasis. $9280 for the first month, $2300 each month after that. Possibly indefinitely. This is AFTER health insurance covers half of the cost.

This is some messed up Skrelli style pricing, and I have to cancel it. Even if I wasn’t retired, I can’t afford $34,000/year for one medication.

I guess I’ll be itchy instead. FML

icanzilb,
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@woolie is it something that's 20$/month here in europe?

QuietMisdreavus, to random
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today i defend my honor in mortal combat^W^W a presentation to the head of the department

icanzilb,
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@QuietMisdreavus 🎉🎉🎉

cjwirth, to random
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In my process to consolidate data from old hard drives, cloud services, and such, I'm finding a lot of media I downloaded in middle school? high school? We're talking very poor quality videos. Some of this stuff I don't even remember downloading. Every single episode of Sailor Moon? Cartoon Planet (i.e. Space Ghost) twice? Coven, the movie that they were making in the documentary American Movie?

As I dig through this I'll probably find those 11 bitcoins that I mined during my internship in 2011

icanzilb,
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@cjwirth getting a private health insurance is gor sure one if them

icanzilb,
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@cjwirth it's the good life (tm)

MyLittleMetroid, to random
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Eldritch experts recommend leaving the office, walking into the mist-covered redwoods, never being seen again.

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icanzilb,
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@MyLittleMetroid beautiful!

airspeedswift, to random
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// Only access this property via the queue

Narrator: but it was not only accessed via the queue

icanzilb,
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@airspeedswift was the narrator's middle name TSan by any chance? 😬

ctietze, to random
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ChimeHQ has 69 repositories.

Nice. @mattiem

icanzilb,
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@mattiem @ctietze and then 🤔 ?

icanzilb,
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@mattiem @ctietze and then 🤔 off to 200 I guess?

icanzilb,
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@mattiem @ctietze 👏🏼

cjwirth, to random
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I went to the doctor. The response I got was “eat healthy and do more sports”

I mean… yep, yes that’s true but….

icanzilb,
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@jsq @cjwirth they only mentioned food and sports and didn't tell you to open the window more often? That's some lazy german doctoring right there

icanzilb,
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@cjwirth @jsq that's germany for you ✌🏽 it's a bring your own health kind of place. Tip though: paying yourself is usually not expensive at all & you get an appointment on the day or tomorrow

icanzilb, to random
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Folks, I'm so old I can remember the times tech companies' profit margin depended on how efficiently they're hiring instead of firing.

saagar, to random

I don’t think I’ve noticed this before (maybe it’s new?) but my iPhone adjusts its time while flying to account for date zone shifts even though it’s in airplane mode. Perhaps this is based on GPS?

icanzilb,
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@cocoafrog @saagar if it was adjusting minute by minute I'd assume gps, if it was approximated- probably just improvising over your boarding pass data 🤷🏽‍♂️

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