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hanakogames

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Hanako Games - Indie developer, you probably know me from Long Live the Queen or Magical Diary.

Also geeky fangirl, somewhat bent (or is that twisted?)

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hanakogames, to random
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ah, the endless bass thumping i've been hearing all day is PROBABLY a food festival in the park across the road

hanakogames,
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(is it a humblebrag to live near enough to a park to get festival noises?)

hanakogames, to random
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Your village defense game is not yuri. It's also not a sidescroller, a roguelike, or a colony sim.

hanakogames,
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IDK maybe it slightly qualifies as a colony sim, I'm less clear on the definition of that.

hanakogames, to random
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"Do not install this patch If you are under the age of 18, or feel uncomfortable with the those themes. By installing this patch you agree to bare sole responsibility"

wait why do I have to be bare

hanakogames,
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this patch is also taking forever to download

hanakogames,
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It's also for some reason refusing to say how large the file is supposed to be so i have no idea how long this is going to go on for and I really wish I hadn't started it

hanakogames,
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This patch has been going for like two hours now.

hanakogames,
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What if it keeps downloading forever?

hanakogames,
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It has FINALLY completed
but i am no longer even slightly in the mood to play the game

hanakogames, to random
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Haven't had a slider puzzle for a while. Buh-bye. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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of course i have an emergency dice pouch in my purse, doesn't everyone? (i forgot these were there, they aren't dice I have any attachment to, i think we put this together to cover bases for new players)

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your time-travel roguelike is not yuri, though the vague concept of your game sounds a lot more interesting than your implementation and gives me ideas i don't have time to explore #CurationWoes

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"I'm a newbie indie developer, I'd be very happy to hear feedback from experienced gamers and reviewers."

Feedback: A girl wandering around a tomb looking for a guy is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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is your game a snake or did someone let the air out of it? what's with all the S's? anyway it's not yuri. #CurationWoes

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I'm pretty sure your adventure dungeon town management game isn't yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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Some kind of chinese sword-action game is not yuri but what does "cultivate the meridians" even mean? #CurationWoes

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"Could you please support my independent game It's really fun!!!"

A single anime girl running and jumping through 3d space is not yuri but at least you asked nicely and didn't lie about reading my work. #CurationWoes

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Your obvious Hatoful Boyfriend parody seems unlikely to contain yuri, though it's not impossible. #CurationWoes

hanakogames,
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I have now been sent the japanese-language version of the same squirrel dating game which wasn't yuri the first time. #CurationWoes

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"I sincerely appreciate your hard work and the time you spend on game reviews"
...
"It is a humorous game in which you have to play as a girl who takes revenge on her boyfriend for the fact that he did not want to marry her. "

NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.
#CurationWoes

hanakogames,
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@SpikyCaterpillar It seems to involve making him propel himself around the screen via violent shitting.

hanakogames, to random
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randomly getting into a discussion about how BOILING human bones is clearly a better decision for culinary monsters than GRINDING them

hanakogames, to random
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Plumbers fighting zombies is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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"Trap Yuri Garden" is, uh. Uh. HOW DO I CATEGORISE THAT. #CurationWoes

(yes that's really what it's named, I had to call out the name specifically so that you see my problem here)

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