My first Mac was a well-loved Macintosh Plus that my dad passed down when he upgraded to a Mac Classic way back in 1988. It had a 9-inch monochrome screen, an external 20MB hard drive, and a Drexel University symbol painted on the front of the case below the rainbow Apple logo.
With access to HyperCard, MacPaint, and Microsoft Basic (and SimCity!), my UX-focused-developer destiny was sealed.
@dbergey There's something to be said about the Mastodon culture of trolling, but with meme provenance. Clearly, we all grew up with too much Trelane and Q.