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clairegiordano

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Hello! 👋 I work in open source on the Postgres community team at Microsoft. Chair of talk selection team for POSETTE: An Event for Postgres 2024. Also on talk selection team for PGDay Chicago 2024. Alum of Citus Data, Amazon/A9, Sun Microsystems, & Brown CS. Mother of 2. Love NH & sailing in Greece. ️⛵️🐘

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clairegiordano, to PostgreSQL
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I am so excited to be @PGConfdev in Vancouver & you can expect to see a lot of posts from me all week this week.

📸 Seen here at the registration desk is @sqlliz with committers @melanieplageman & Tom Lane in the background

clairegiordano, to random
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On my way to visit Boston & New Hampshire family for a pre vacation!!! So excited. 💥🎉🌳

“You can take the girl out of NH but you can’t take NH out of the girl”

Or something like that…

clairegiordano, to PostgreSQL
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Hello to those of you who went to #PGDayChicago (organized by the amazing Henrietta Dombrovskaya) here are my slides.

The conference was so much fun! 🎉🐘 I was honored to give this talk & spend time w/#PostgreSQL & #Microsoft friends

🎤 Map of Amazing Postgres Extensions You Might Not Know About 🎤

#Postgres #OpenSource #database #conference

https://speakerdeck.com/clairegiordano/map-of-amazing-postgres-extensions-you-might-not-know-about-claire-giordano-pgday-chicago-2024

ascherbaum, to PostgreSQL
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After dinner with the #PostgreSQL friends, a few of us walked to the #icecream place for dessert. The rest missed out!

@ Punto Gelato, Munich

#pgconfde #Munich

clairegiordano,
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@ascherbaum looks quite good!

clairegiordano, to random
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Mastodon Friends:

Does anyone know if the quote-post feature is coming anytime soon to Mastodon?

stshank, to random
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The bad news is I lost my ski pass. The good news is that meant I was back at our rental house looking for it just as the eclipse peaked. Not totality, but I like it. Lots of sunspots.

clairegiordano,
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@stshank that's beautiful!!!

posetteconf, to PostgreSQL
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1️⃣ more day until the #CFP closes on Sun, Apr 7, 2024 @ 11:59pm PDT!

Don’t miss your shot⏰ CFP for #PosetteConf is closing! Submit your #PostgreSQL talk proposal, you could be one of our speakers this year 🌟

#opensource #database #CallForPapers #CallForSpeakers #CallforProposals
https://aka.ms/posette-cfp-2024

clairegiordano,
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@posetteconf The hockey stick of talk proposals coming in the last few days is fun to see 🤯

If you have not yet submitted, you still have time ⏰ but don't delay, the POSETTE will close Sun Apr 7 at 11:59pm PDT

Boosts appreciated 🚀 if you have database friends, plz tell them!

What is ? It's a free & virtual developer event organized by the team at .

https://aka.ms/posette-cfp-2024

clairegiordano, to PostgreSQL
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I always liked being on the same Postgres team as @AndresFreundTec because he was smart + hard-working + hypercompetent.

But with his xz backdoor discovery Andres has taken things to a whole new level. Hence this NYT Kevin Roose story and the whole breadbaking & yeast analogy 🤯 for Andres's stubbornly persistent investigation, driven by a "That's weird" feeling....

/cc @bcantrill

Thank you Andres 🙌 https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/03/technology/prevent-cyberattack-linux.html

#xz #backdoor #PostgreSQL #OpenSource #Microsoft

clairegiordano, to postgres
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This is the best pic I have of the late Simon Riggs who passed away yesterday 26 Mar 2024. 💔 Simon's far-reaching influence in the Postgres world changed the course of so many lives. I took this photo when Simon was giving his Postgres keynote at 2023 last December in Prague. RIP Simon, you will be missed by so many people, whose hearts are broken right now 💔

clairegiordano, to PostgreSQL
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It’s official 🐘 I am on my way ✈️ to @nordicpgday & —and I am so excited 🎉🥳 to see some of my favorites—and to meet new ppl in the PG community too.

At Nordic I will give a beginners guide talk about partitioning & sharding—and in Paris I’ll give a lightning talk about fighting the butterflies & giving your first Postgres conference talk.

Who do I know that’s going?

clairegiordano,
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@karenhjex @nordicpgday with tasty Slonik cookies???

clairegiordano, to random
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There is something kind of magical to getting snowbound in the mountains of Tahoe due to a 3-day 🌨️❄️🏔️ blizzard—as long as you have a warm cabin to hang out in.

Definite "snow day" vibes from my childhood. But now that I'm home, it's good to be home too!

clairegiordano, to PostgreSQL
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From my selfies archive, this is me and fellow PGConfEU speaker Derk van Veen of ⁦⁦Adyen

On Wed Feb 7 at 10am PST = 6pm UTC = 7pm CST, Derk will join as a guest on the podcast which I host :)

Topic = From developer to specialist

Join us! Instructions on how/where to join the Microsoft Open Source Discord for the live recording are in the cal invite.

https://aka.ms/PathToCitusCon-Ep12-cal

clairegiordano, to PostgreSQL
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Hey people, all 87 slides are now online for my talk at PGConf EU, a Beginner's Guide to Partitioning vs. Sharding in Postgres

🙌 +1 to the organizers, volunteers, & talk selection team for making PGConf EU happen. It was a magical week. And was the perfect location for it this year. https://speakerdeck.com/clairegiordano/beginners-guide-to-partitioning-vs-sharding-in-postgres-claire-giordano-pgconf-eu-2023

clairegiordano, to PostgreSQL
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Right now @l_avrot & @karenhjex are on stage at #pgconfeu demonstrating creativity on steroids (!!!!) to shine a light on the challenges women face navigating a male-dominated tech world, including in Postgres… The talk is “Trying to be Barbie in Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House” & I applaud Lætitia’s & Karen’s courage in giving this talk #Barbie #PostgreSQL #database #diversity #womenintech

clairegiordano, to PostgreSQL
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People are standing in the back & sitting on the floor to see the wonderful Tomas Vondra talk at about “Postgres vs. Linux filesystems” and not only is Tomas expert in his field and a good speaker, he is also an organizer of this event!

clairegiordano, to PostgreSQL
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Yesterday at I gave a talk about
extensions titled "Map of Amazing Postgres Extensions You Might Not Know About"

The conference was bigger than last year with more buzz & energy. 🎉 I could not have had a better audience. And, appreciated having my teammates there.

Thank you 🙌 to the PGConf NYC talk selection team for giving me the opportunity to give this talk! I think I learn more by preparing talks than I do by attending them.

clairegiordano, to PostgreSQL
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More pics from PGConfNYC these next 3 days!

At right now, @melanieplageman is on stage giving a talk on “Introduction to benchmarking with pgbench” and as always Melanie is good at EXPLAINing all things Postgres

fraying, to random
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Congratulations! Your timeline has been blessed by a goat.

This is Hershey. He says you look really great today and not to change a thing.

You should believe him because goats do not lie.

clairegiordano,
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@fraying Hershey looks adorable!

clairegiordano, to random
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The rare post from me that is not about Postgres, not Citus. :)

My mountain hiking companion this weekend in Truckee—and the lovely view 👀 once we climbed to the top of the ridge

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clairegiordano,
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@stuartmarks Will do! It's been a minute hasn't it. (He says hi right back.)

clairegiordano, to random
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Bruce Momjian of EDB is a prolific PostgreSQL presenter 🔥 and the organizers of Citus Con: An Event for Postgres were thrilled he gave a talk at Citus Con.

So today's Citus Con video of the day is from Bruce! If you are looking for a solid primer on Postgres & the Artificial Intelligence landscape, Bruce's talk 📺🎙️ is the place to start.

https://aka.ms/cituscon-brucem-2023

clairegiordano, to opensource
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Today's video of the day 📺 was presented by Postgres committer @tmunro who I am privileged to work with at Microsoft.

It's all about Parallelism in PostgreSQL. With a lovely sock analogy to boot. Thomas is such a good explainer & teacher, hope y'all enjoy it.

https://aka.ms/cituscon-thomasm-2023

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