blacktraffic

blacktraffic, 11 months ago to random

I’m going to find the person who made iPhones capitalise emacs as eMacs and I am going to explain some things.

blacktraffic, 11 months ago to random

If your discourse is on the level of “Java is shit” I’m blocking you.

blacktraffic, 11 months ago to random

I need to write a sequel: "how we hacked your billion dollar corporation for a hundred and forty-two bucks"

blacktraffic, 11 months ago to random

This is the default zoom if I look up the Milton Keynes Hobbycraft store.

blacktraffic, 11 months ago to random

I taught myself red teaming and I seem to have done a reasonable job.

blacktraffic, 11 months ago to random

Wash me oh so painfully clean
Disect my words with a fist full of your dreams
Build me up and strike me down please
Sign my name, sign my name
It takes blood and guts to be this cool
But I'm still, just a cliche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDhCJqWkFJg

blacktraffic, 11 months ago to random

I bet his notebooks are just a couple of thousand doodles of a cock and balls.

“Cabinet Office refuses to release Boris Johnson’s notebooks over security concerns”

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/jun/17/cabinet-office-refuses-to-release-boris-johnsons-notebooks-over-security-concerns?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

blacktraffic, 11 months ago to random

I hate being so pathetically grateful when a telco does something right. (EE are shipping me a data SIM to shore up the complete lack of Internet because Gigaclear broke my fibre on Friday.)

blacktraffic, 11 months ago to random

@epixoip - I seem to remember you saying rainbow tables are obsolete. If so, presumably because with a decent gpu you can blitz through all the 8-9 char NTLM passwords faster than reading anything off disk these days?

blacktraffic, 11 months ago to random

The Mail’s headline is “duel for the soul of the Tory party”, to prove they have a sense of humour.

blacktraffic, 11 months ago to random

We knew Boris Johnson was a liar and a narcissist before he even ran for London Mayor. If that’s bitten you in the arse now, you’ve got no-one to blame but yourself.

If you were a hypothetical political party willing to sell out your few remaining principles to win an election that is. Hypothetically.

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

To give you an idea how my day is going, I just muted Positivity Bot.

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

Monday

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

I counted the number of baby starlings in our tree and it is TOO MANY.

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

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"Power limit for GPU 00000000:01:00.0 was set to 40.00 W from 4294967.50 W"

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

This story is exactly as bad as the headline sounds.

“Buckingham Palace declines to return remains of ‘stolen’ Ethiopian prince, say reports”

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/may/23/buckingham-palace-remains-ethiopian-prince-alemayehu?CMP=Share_iOSApp_mastodon

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

Starbucks is a cake shop that happens to also do over roasted coffee. Fite me.

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

Microsoft, what the fuck?

"Use 8-256 characters including upper and lowercase letters, numbers, and any of these symbols: ! @ # $ % ^ & * - _ + = [ ] "| : ' , . ? / ` ~ " ( ) ;. Spaces are allowed, but not at the beginning or the end. You can't use letters with accent marks or combine &# and you can't use < or >."

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

XSS are all meh until someone leverages them to phish the hell out of your users.

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

Omg, the CDO -or whatever the Tory NatCon thing is -asked the Heritage Foundation to speak. Bunch of right-wing nutcases, all of em.

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

The Guardian straight up called Charlie Windsor a nepo baby.

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

Omg they arrested people from a regular night safety programme because they had things that could make a loud noise.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65516825

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

The only king I acknowledge

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

Americans in movies are always really direct. The Americans at work are like “if you could possibly do this [thing that I’m contractually obligated to do], it would be amazing.”

blacktraffic, 1 year ago to random

what the actual fuck https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-65484552