@Colin@fluffy.family
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Colin

@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK.
I am a paramedicat.

Testimonials:
Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away."
Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig."
Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?"

Header: Colin is standing on a pavement
Avatar: Colin shouting.

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Colin, to animals
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This is just a reminder that on hot days, it's important to stay hydrated. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #StayHydrated

18+ Colin, to Cats
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The humans have dismantled my favourite strategic redeployment spot (under the bed) so I have nowhere to go in times of extreme peril. :ablobcatcry: #cats #CatsOfMastodon

*picture blurred due to extreme cat distress when the bin lorry came.

Colin,
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@AnguaDelphine he has also lost his hiding place, but has not noticed yet.

Colin,
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@AnguaDelphine The humans claim that the approved Colin-approved, extreme peril, hiding spot was broken and therefore dangerous. They also claim that there will be a new one coming at some point. However, they did not complete a cat risk assessment or consultation, so how do they know?

Colin,
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@AnguaDelphine I have told them several times. I also appealed to the cleaners for help. I told the human's PA, but all she did was help them put flea stuff on me while I had nowhere to hide. It is an outrage.

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