Dtl, 12 days ago to random

This cartoon is true.
I've been squeezing my toothpaste tube for months now. It still makes toothpaste. The pressure inside the tube is now high enough that it's probably fusing together the raw granules of spacetime to make the toothpaste. I should check if the ICECube neutrino detector sees a signal every time I brush my teeth. #wondermark #toothpaste #HighEnergyPhysics

A very flat, very squished tube of Colgate toothpaste

Deus, 5 months ago to comics

“till death do us part”

Glad to see he’s back after more than a year. #Wondermark #Comics

futurebird, 6 months ago to random

I regret to inform you shirt stays (not collar stays the other kind) are
1 comfortable
2 incredibly effective
3 make you look suspiciously neat and tidy

Nothing that looks this stupid should work so well. If you have some suspicious little neat nick in your life whose shirt is always magically tucked in? I regret to inform you they probably have them on.

It’s all very disturbing.