mikemathia, to random
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matdevdug, to tesla
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I still cannot believe that after all of that hype there are less than 4,000 on the road. Like given how many horror stories I’ve read from owners, I assumed it was so many more. Do any of the things actually work or are they all broken?

coffeegeek, to Nutanix
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Wait, what? Elon has only sold 3,878 ?

I'm kind of shocked (seriously) it is that low. I know there's way more douchebags with $$$ in the USA than that.

I think Breville sells more Barista Express espresso machines in a month than Elon has sold in totality for the Cybertruck.

Heck, I think La Marzocco is close to selling more $10,000 GS3s in a year than Elon has sold Cybertrucks in its lifetime.

If both were offerted to me free, no strings attached, I'd take the GS3 any day over a Cybertruck.

Heck, I'd take a $250 Gaggia Espresso Evolution over a free Cybertruck, if I'm being 💯

drahardja, to TeslaMotors
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As you know, I go to a ton of . Well, have started showing up to a couple of morning meets the past two weekends.

And I noticed something interesting: car people ignored them. Nobody stopped their conversation to look. Nobody got on their knees to take photos. Nobody got their phones out to make reels. They just glanced at the truck, and went right back to talking with their pals. Absolutely zero interest.

It’s fascinating because the weirdest-looking, ostensibly most technologically interesting vehicle to have come out in decades shows up, and car enthusiasts treat it like it were a Kia Sedona. Every reviewer of the Cybertruck says they constantly get stopped by people wherever they go—well, apparently, this does not happen at car gatherings.

And it’s not about EVs, either. Bring a Rimac Nevera, and I guarantee you’ll get a crowd forming around your car. It’s the Cybertruck in particular.

kierkegaank, to random
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The onboard computers on Tesla were accidentally given a compromised firmware that will hack your id credentials and vote for Joe Biden this november. The only way to stop it is to set fire to the inside of the truck and let it burn out.

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Did y'all know are made using 100% recycled truck-nuts?

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