Daily_Twerk, 1 month ago to random

Eclipse 2024; Christians warned insurance policies void if they rapture

Insurance companies in the USA have warned Christians that their life insurance policies do not cover rapture. Their families might be at risk of hardship if they don't all rapture together.

~ET
#eclipse2024 #madeupnews #rapture #satire #unreliablefacts
https://daily-twerk.com/general/eclipse-2024-christians-warned-insurance-policies-void-if-they-rapture

Daily_Twerk, 2 months ago to random

Fake News Sites in US Created by Russia to spread propaganda!

Into the depleted field of journalism in America, a handful of websites have appeared in recent weeks with names suggesting a focus on news close to home: D.C. Weekly, the New York News Daily, the Chicago Chronicle and a newer sister publication, the Miami Chronicle.

If you are after #MadeUpNews and #UnreliableFacts then stick with us.

With apologies to @Free_Press who are a great source of reliable news.

https://mstdn.social/

Daily_Twerk, 3 months ago to generationx

Millenial concerned she might be turning into a boomer

#lifestyle #MadeUpNews #millenials #satire #UnreliableFacts

Kylie has a secret that she daren't share with any of her friends. She is certain they won't understand what's happening to her. A recent visit to the doctor didn't reveal anything physically wrong with her, but she knows something is terribly wrong. She has turned to one of our advi

https://daily-twerk.com/advice/millenial-concerned-she-might-be-turning-into-a-boomer/

leighms, 3 months ago to random

#totp it's a little known fact that Elton John has had a top ten single in every decade since phonographs were invented.

That original dog on the HMV label was his pet.

#UnreliableFacts