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BaldProphet

@BaldProphet@kbin.social

2 Kings 2:23-24: A story about what happens when you make fun of bald dudes

Proud to be a defender of the faith.

My content may not be sold or used to train AI models without my consent.

HubertManne

@HubertManne@kbin.social

I am very typical earthling. I like earth food and earth drink and earth sports and earth media. Im all about earth things because I am so typical and earthling. so typical as to be very boring and not worth investigating or looking into because I am definately from earth.

BmoreCityDOT

@BmoreCityDOT@kbin.social

Safe. Reliable. Accessible. Baltimore.
🚶🏿‍♀️🚴🏾‍♂️🧑🏼‍🦽👩🏾‍🦼👨🏽‍🦯🏃🏽🛴🚌🚈🚕🏍️🚗

BuyVerifiedPayoneerAccounts99

@BuyVerifiedPayoneerAccounts99@kbin.social

Visit our website
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24 Hours Reply/Contact
Telegram: localusashops
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borzoiteeth

@borzoiteeth@kbin.social

Surreal multimedia artist who draws with minerals in various states of distress. Here to fictionally drown in uchronia, voidpunk, ♤ and transhumanism. They/them.

Please feel free to correct any language I attempt to speak in. Feel free to critique any of my work posted mastodon.social/@borzoiteeth

inspirechangecounselling

@inspirechangecounselling@kbin.social

Experiencing and overcoming challenges in raising my own family led me to believe in the power of therapy, and inspired me to become a therapist. I feel my life experience allows me to have more empathy and connection with my clients and the challenges they face.

not_a_vegan

@not_a_vegan@kbin.social

Florida man. No meatballs.

sab

@sab@kbin.social

Quite possibly a luddite.

guyrocket

@guyrocket@kbin.social

Hello. I am a single, middle aged man from midwestern United States. Pic is not me.

theJWPHTER88

@theJWPHTER88@kbin.social

A semi-nomadic online traveller from Verdigris, archiving, connecting and creating as much as he can.

Also a budding architect, visual artist, and demoscene musician at heart.

You can also see me down Masto-raft at @jupritona, and Fanlore (JWPH) and Newgrounds (that1verdeian).

rodneylives

@rodneylives@kbin.social

I'm JHarris on Metafilter, and rodneylives on mefi.social. I help run the gaming blog Set Side B, I do Q&As for the website Game Developer, I wrote sometimes about roguelikes, and I used to write the column @Play long ago on the (now sadly deceased) website GameSetWatch.

DMBFFF

@DMBFFF@kbin.social

I suppose I'm a left-of-center liberal who flirts with anarchism and libertarianism. There's a lot of alternative, electronic, experimental, and "world" music I like. I'm working on fan-fix-tion for The Handmaid's Tale and Star Trek.

My avatar's from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Miou-Miou_mit-Partner-5713.jpg

Hegar

@Hegar@kbin.social

Mostly kind chonky weirdo. Gentle nerd freak of the pacific north west. All nation states are vermin.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod

@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social

I'm just this guy, you know?

Ragnell

@Ragnell@kbin.social

@ragnell

sporttouch

@sporttouch@kbin.social

نقدم لكم سترة مرحبًا - مزيج من الأسلوب والأداء. صُنعت هذه السترة من مواد فاخرة وتصميم مبتكر، وهي رفيقك المثالي لأي مغامرة. ابق محميًا من العناصر أثناء الإدلاء ببيان جريء. ارفع مستوى ملابسك الخارجية مع مرحبًا. اكتشف الآن!

https://sport-touch.com/

TimeSquirrel

@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social

Visit my Tindie store!

yukichigai

@yukichigai@kbin.social

Modder, programmer, and all around tinkerer. Yes, I’m that New Vegas and Deus Ex guy.

You can also find me over at lemmy.sdf.org under the same username.

carturo222

@carturo222@kbin.social

Reviewer at Hugo-winning, Ignyte-winning blog Nerds of a Feather.
Longlisted for the 2022 and 2023 Best Fan Writer Hugos.
Buy my book: books2read.com/u/3J6KYX
Main Fediverse account: carturo222@geekdom.social

Flag

@Flag@kbin.social

Yes

AlllRightyThen

@AlllRightyThen@kbin.social

NorCal, USA

theinspectorst

@theinspectorst@kbin.social

Liberal, Briton, FBPE. Co-mod of m/neoliberal

ArugulaZ

@ArugulaZ@kbin.social

Gaming enthusiast, writer, artist, and social media ronin. Current denizen of the Dork Web, aka federated media. Doesn't play well with others.

missingno

@missingno@kbin.social

Pleroma: @missingno
Twitch: missingno_fgc
Youtube: missingno_fgc
Steam: megamissingno
Cohost: missingno-fgc

he/him

Jaysyn

@Jaysyn@kbin.social

I block fascists & other stupid assholes

FarfetchedFefi

@FarfetchedFefi@kbin.social

Translator, button masher, and drinker of bourbon.

Hit me up for fighting game matches!

ApeCavalryArt

@ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social

PugJesus

@PugJesus@kbin.social

Cripple. History Major. Vaguely left-wing.

Federated

GottaLaff

@GottaLaff@mastodon.social

Bite me, Musk.

Progressive political commentator (print, radio, podcasts) for years. I post a lot: breaking news + legit info you can use, prone to snark. My mini Australian Labradoodle, Hamilton, has trained me well.

Now where's my trough of wine? 🍷🇺🇸🇨🇦

#Progressive #USPolitics #VotingRights #legal #WomensRights #CivilRights #BLM #climate #Canada #journalists #politics #news #LGBTQ #DogsOfMastodon

VieilOgre

@VieilOgre@mastodon.top

Ludoanarchiste

Amateur de jeux de rôle, de merveilleux et de ce genre de trucs de nerds. Quand j'ai du temps, j'aime construire et peindre des décors pour mes figurines. Je ne suis pas artiste, mais j'ai une fascination pour les arts graphiques et suis toujours ravi de découvrir de nouveaux illustrateurs.

Ah, et je suis un fieffé gauchiste, tendance anar

#jdr #figurine #fantasy #art #illustration

lemonde

@lemonde@mastodon.social

Le compte officiel du journal du même nom.

Erpel

@Erpel@hat-eine.entenbru.st

What the duck just happened?

I am responsible for the neomojimixer, neodino, neohaj and neotrain
he/him

Public account of https://hat-eine.entenbru.st/@ente and Admin of this instance
#nobot

derickr

@derickr@phpc.social

Hi, I'm Derick.

I work on PHP as part of the PHP Foundation.
I am the author of https://phpc.social/@Xdebug.

I like #walking, #languages, #photography, #astronomy, and #space, and will post about these topics alongside #PHP.

#fedi22

Synchro

@Synchro@phpc.social

Skier, biker, PHP coder, PHPMailer maintainer, Laravel fan, sysadmin, pentester, privacy advocate, speaker, baker, Stack Overflow answerer, DBA, guitarist, daddy, in French alps

thepoliticalcat

@thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social

Fleeing HellBirdSite for hopefully friendlier pastures. #Writing #Photography #Cats #Food #Cooking #WorldMusic #LGBTQ #Disabled #NoBridge

otownKim

@otownKim@toot.community

#democrat #equality #women's rights #BLM #resistor #LGBTQrights #choice #nevergop #warrior #twittermigration Living in a Blue Dot in Florida

gmkeros.wordpress.com

@gmkeros.wordpress.com@gmkeros.wordpress.com

A blog (mostly) about tabletop roleplaying games

augustocc

@augustocc@social.br-linux.org

Todo dia alguma pérola da arqueologia digital dos anos 80 e 90.

Administrador e fazedor. Blogueiro desde antes da invenção dos blogs (BR-Linux, Efetividade). Governança, Gerenciamento de Projetos, Gestão de Crises.

🔗 Caso me envie um link não solicitado, pfvr me diga o que é e a razão.

🇺🇳 Postando quase sempre em Português, sometimes in English, e frequentemente em Sarcasmo.

🚫 Não seja um reply guy. Zoamos pedantes indiscriminadamente.

DemocracySpot

@DemocracySpot@mstdn.social

#Queer #Southern #Hillbilly #Artist
#Photographer #Storyteller #Editor #DJ
He/Him/Y'all

"It was the freshest move I've ever seen—like he was floating on air." — #UtahSaints

"Nice and decent people...feel it." — #GrooveArmada

"This ain't no drill!" — #HoneyDijon

Hildegarde

@Hildegarde@lemmy.world

There is no record of this bio

hl

@hl@social.lol

I am, or have been, in no particular order, a: parent, data analyst, aircraft designer, guitarist, project manager, chartered mechanical engineer, chorus member, tinkerer, programmer, music fan, executive assistant, traveller, glider pilot, concert promoter, crowd herder and supermarket cashier.

puppygirlhornypost

@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social

Tech Janitor; Administrator of Transfem.social, Woem.men

Fedi Accounts:
@puppygirlhornypost
@puppygirlhornypost
@puppygirlhornypost

If contacting for moderation purposes please use my account local to the instance it is in regards to, I cannot see woem.men specific reports on transfem.social and vice versa. I do not and will never apply punishments made on one moderation team to the other.

Retrospring
https://retrospring.net/@pupgirlhornypost

hoernchen72

@hoernchen72@chaos.social

Gezeugt, zur Welt gebracht, im Moment lebendig, vermutlich irgendwann in Zukunft tot.

Woke ist kein Schimpfwort.

Achtung: Account kann Spuren von Vögeln enthalten!

Miyokaya

@Miyokaya@transfem.social

Transfem trying to survive in the UK.
22, She/They, Autistic/Neurodivergent. Highly Gay.
Taken and Poly. :neocat_flag_polyam:
Streamer, Twitch Industry critic and Aerospace lover.
Honest to a fault.
日本語を勉強するために頑張っています

Please only follow if you are 18+, I may repost lewd shit randomly, and my professional content is not appropriate for minors either. If I mistakenly follow you and you're a minor, please inform me so I can unfollow, it is not intentional.

Folreqs are scrutinised, this is a personal and not everyone gets accepted (and I wont give my reasons, unless for a meme)

Nsfw details below:

Am Poly.
Pre transition.
I am only into those with a vagina. Doesnt have to be any particular gender (though I'm generally strongly fem prefering, however you identify) so keep that in mind when you interact :3
Will use the traffic light system in any serious interactions.

User Testimony:
"Sanest ETS Player" - https://transfem.social/@puppygirlhornypost
"vaguely humanoid, very cool. Cute." - https://transfem.social/@elmvrey
"I don't know who you are but you seem like you'd commit war crimes /pos" - @minekpo1

db2

@db2@lemmy.world

@db2
@db2
@db2

Bard

@Bard@transfem.social

UK-based, 36y/o. Pansexual soft creature, he/him.
Some kind of AMAB genderqueer... thing.

https://pronouns.cc/@HylianBard

Ask me things! https://retrospring.net/@Bard

Gaming enthusiast, anime aficionado and proud rat dad.

Monogamous. Married to @Naz

Trans rights are human rights. We should improve society somewhat.

"Bard is one of my favourite brothers" -@yassie_j
"gotta break a few Bards to make an omelette" -https://transfem.social/@vivianers
"The Yuri supply is apparently one of my hallmarks." -@Bard
"if anyone said “continue to collect anime girls that make me go doki-doki” I would cringe, but when you say it, it sounds cool" -@yassie_j
"you do the funnys and you care about people" -https://transfem.social/@BlahajBlast
"you make me feel up when I'm down" -@Sparky

Backup alt account: @Bard

Omgboom

@Omgboom@lemmy.zip

chx

@chx@hachyderm.io

I used to contribute a lot to Drupal core. I still work as a Drupal consultant. If you need help debugging tricky Drupal backend problems, reach out.

I love this kind of music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvL3SharHGKut2spUcOB0zvHW0zYLadhd

And while I didn't add the letters ADHD to the end of the music playlits, I do have ADHD. Unmanaged RSD caused a lot of problems in my life: working on it.

tfr

debacle

@debacle@framapiaf.org

Please also consider following me on https://mov.im/?blog/debacle%40movim.eu

lillyfinch

@lillyfinch@mstdn.social

#introduction Married to a wonderful man for 40 years. Gardener, walks, archaeology, history, mystery books, mountains, wildlife, nature, liberal, raised in Alaska but now in Texas where there are some grounded people, working towards a higher level of consciousness, mom to two cats: Tiger Lilly and Rowan the tiramisu terror #USNews #Journalism #Wildlife #Landscapes #Politics #WorldNews #Humor

ZakJae

@ZakJae@heckin.how

22 | any/all | sleepy & bi

Casual gamer with more heart rather than skill. I am a general tech nerd and musician from the Midwest, USA. Posting about day-to-day life and just vibin', really.

Posts are sometimes infrequent, but I do lurk a lot. Follow requests require approval.

gregienco

@gregienco@piaille.fr

Journaliste @ Belga - CyclismeRevue.be - Blueprint.pm - #Cyclisme #Procycling #Jeuxvidéo #Journalisme #Podcast

iraantlers

@iraantlers@mastodon.online

it's not a museum, it's a hive. the blood may be fake, but the bleeding's not. freeing my ass & remaining high beyond reproach…raised on stolen anishinaabe land. no cops, no jails, no linear fucking time. frolicking & frohlocken. vuurtorenwachter trying for gwayakwaadiziwin. heart like a clumsy bell, sharing this thin, threadbare, blanket with you… unfurling... slowly mouthing the grammar of animacy.

mystickal

@mystickal@weirdo.network

i fck w language
Devoted to The Beloved

eniko

@eniko@peoplemaking.games

Founded LGBTQ+ gamedev studio Kitsune Games with https://peoplemaking.games/@Njord. Kitsune Tails, Super Bernie World, MidBoss, Ultra Hat Dimension, Lore Finder. Also: Coding History on YouTube. She/her. Dutch, former US greencard holder, now living in Cyprus

I do bad things to code

(Hello search engines, this is the Mastodon account of Eniko Fox)

andrew_s

@andrew_s@piefed.social

aka freamon

Codeberg: https://codeberg.org/freamon?tab=activity https://codeberg.org/freamon?tab=activity

Anything from https://lemmon.website https://lemmon.website is me too.