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explains the situation, and comments on .

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action of shameless bees
bath shoes local friendly sky family -
nest llama


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voice dye due synthesizer
cola science drams
step clench manifesto -
lavatory finisher relations


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kinfolk organizes net funnel
laggard gut darns -
pour retardant liege


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mysterious accoutres oud molecules
simple trios lactate recourse glace
testamentary odes urn raisins -
run leas


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He knew their office romance was bound to end eventually, as he stared at the Fax.

#Absurdist #Dadaism
#Dada

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Announcements pertaining to such and such, as proclaimed by The Tesseract Church of the Existential-Möbius Otherhood

Yea, Oh Believers and not so much, something or other is going to happen at some moment or other.

Sale Ends on Tuesday, if it does not rain betwixt some place and the further place.

Remember, to prepare for that which happens at the happenstance. Include a retro umbrella with the soul of a zebra, a melon scoop, the soup du jour, and vinyl radio.

Do this in the remembrance of .

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The continues. There are few posts about Pink Marshmallows. Those using hashtags are rarer. There is a pattern here that suggests a significant lack of awareness, or an intentional cancelling of the topic. We must consider why before it is too late.

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Christmas Tree Tips for an Enjoyable Holiday.

  1. To make sure Santa doesn't avoid your Christmas Tree, make sure it isn't knotty.

  2. Christmas Tree decorations to avoid, to make the experience more enjoyable and less messy:
    Jello Cubes
    Fish Heads
    Melon Balls

#ChristmasTree #Absurdist #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #ChristmasTreeDecorations #ChristmasDecorations

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The stone atmosphere is literally fash'l, the posture of fasting. But Hints are such a personage that they quaffled toxicant potomania. When the wall is wet, the wet wall weeps nullifidian thermalgesia.

Behaviour of earthquake walls – an epigeous comminator butterfly wings. Maze kitchen was dedicated, so that the water rose “as high as the arytenoid preessential cinnamon phantom waves” before turning to stone.

Stone has other unique properties -
Coptic exhilarant coyote phonation,
in knowledgableness green

these Hellenic limitless orchid-leaves
cubes caution -
even the walls are crumbling here

In the sagest stag alights
no knot spagyric candle
how soon it must sit.

As limitless puddles drone...
askew knowledge enables less
nesting into pearls,
pearls!
birds again
sweat winds

This tree is a kind of chicken. And another unusual feature is that this stone tablet quietly speaks to two spiritual issues.

~ Chef Boyardee, you make Good Cookies.
~ Mamma Mia, that's a spicy oatmeal.

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Paper tiles’ testimony can be rectangular
>> A Dadaist Prose Poem <<

Paper tiles’ testimony can be rectangular. Otherwise, the conversation will end. Obviously, this is a problem. I will only explain the juxtaposition section. The story never ends.
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https://asemictarot.wordpress.com/2023/10/25/paper-tiles-testimony-can-be-rectangular/

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Two old audio technologies combine into a new retro experience - the vinyl CD.

Texas breaks up into 11 autonomous regions. The news media called this dramatic split the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

The metatextual swing band, The Glorious Glitch, appears on The Tonight Show (hosted by Daniel Radcliffe).

Two morphing tuba players twist.

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Children's teeth coordinator - found in pediatric dentistry literature: There is "success" in children's teeth. Children's Teeth are prosaic allegorical techniques of recombination.

If the conjecture is true, these properties or commencement turns heads, as come any two black holes that share the chew on hard things. Gums click other electromagnetic waves at baby’s teeth - if mass and energy travel a parable line.

Articulated Mass and Energy: Gnawing or when your baby’s teeth spacetime through their gums - strong nothing-waves travel as babies begin to teethe between voids for it is odontiasis - otherwise featureless drool, which can cause a rash energy to escape. Moreover, quantum fields and 7 different pickles for every baby builds stanza-energy of paragraphs. The symbolism parameters are indistinguishable from Lots of Spacetime curved by tropes, predicts that Teething is an event horizon.



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Shop-Vac buys Burger King and Vlasic Pickles.

Disney buys Kentucky.

The growing popularity of chocolate covered pink bubble gum, and strawberry vanilla beef jerky hit a speed bump, when Texas and Florida made it illegal to sell it to those 18 years of age and younger.

Jan van Eyck's portrait of a man transform into a woman's face (from an Avis magazine ad)

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Nihilistic water pipes used in The Verbatim are now located in the Informal Brigade aisles of most supermarkets and abandoned cactus shelters.
Search Engines: The location method is “gliding”, the result is the appearance of grass ghosts and doppelgänger dogs.

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Woman believes she has been reincarnated as a portrait.
"I don't know who I am any more. I have lost my frame of reference, when it comes to reality."

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Gangling glow worms muster mustard in meandering alley miasma - the rest have seven runs through The Round-about in Blue Hues At Deep listening and eco-asemic writing one of greenish-white. The eco-asemic writing cleaves the water - times calm weather polka-dot pineapple piranhas' pirouettes in together so that they couldn’t be academics - operate eco-asemic pineapple piranhas in Blue Hues – show slow scream nettles' planters, we got languor fire-shouted Deep listening Deep listening Deep listening - The first and third tissues trailing with quiet Fall colours of the scholars offered caveats to avoid dancing parts dancing dancing dancing obah-obah-boo-boo-boo ~ metaphysical malapropism prisms have five syllables each Friday promptly at 6:00 pm. bandying this cant and argot still life arrangement is weaving the components, the bath-tub in lustre lathes and pointillism planes - hagiography quartered without leaving tendrils of connective can’t possibly comprehend the whole boughs because that oyster focus vendors howl into flaws blush blush blush obah-obah-boo-boo-boo
SALE ENDS VERY SOON

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This day’s declarations by The Dadaist Oracle, who lives on the Shadowed Hill of The Sacred Secret Ingredient Newly Improved Sepulchre-Get-It-Now-While-Quantiles-Last.

~ Your hair shines, shines in the coral, and your voice echoes throughout the Raven Moon Room.

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Data values for attributes are stored in soy sauce covering enhanced theoretical ice cream. The Gamma Hydroxy-Bubble-Rate Detergent Soap Opera comes to town.

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Beekeeping, a pastime found on everywhere ships, sells lamentations and soul stickers. Nine hundred windows of sighs arrive by bus – snow garlands bleed pumpkin blues, and shoe repair becomes more popular and profitable with pretzel collectors and outdoor bar stool users.

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those more chosen sank -
these people engaged The Sloth
rocked thermal Hog Thorns

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Comparisons of various historic buildings went down to Stupid and Zero – more ice cream rules were created.

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