pixelate,
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Okay, so I get that news is mostly for non-technical people. I get it. But my goodness, can we not get a little better than "6 rumored iPhone 16 camera upgrades?" The camera? Again, and again, and again! Like is that all people think about? #rant

jookia,

@pixelate it's also probably waterproof enough you can piss on it and still use it

pixelate,
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@jookia Well, that's good. I'm sure people use it a lot during watersports. :D

jookia,

@pixelate picture a commercial following a family businessman through his day showing how an iphone helps. he uses it to read email. uses it to hold presentations. he uses it to find gifts for his wife. but most importantly, the new waterproof iphone now features a slow motion camera for those special moments. cut to him getting splashed with a bucket of pee in slow motion. every drop can be seen in the recording. later, he wipes the phone off and hands it to his wife. the iphone is for sharing.

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