danderson,
@danderson@hachyderm.io avatar

I found all the people who made the unhinged ultradense unusably elaborate winamp skins back in the day! They're now making watch faces in the Garmin app store.

alightgoesout,
@alightgoesout@holygrena.de avatar

@danderson your posts with the glorious watch faces were next to the winamp skins bot on my timeline. They felt right at home.

danderson,
@danderson@hachyderm.io avatar

It really whips the llama's ass

ohmrun,
@ohmrun@hachyderm.io avatar

@danderson Holy shit is that a geiger counter?

danderson,
@danderson@hachyderm.io avatar

@ohmrun Pretty sure that's either made up or pulled from some weather service, because I don't think anyone's made a portable geiger counter that supports the ANT/ANT+ fitness accessory protocol... yet?...

ohmrun,
@ohmrun@hachyderm.io avatar

@danderson Why are there two temperature readouts? I think this gps coordinates are in Kazakhstan

danderson,
@danderson@hachyderm.io avatar

@ohmrun I think the more important question is: why are there blank spaces still? There's a whole blue bar that could have more numbers or words. People just don't want to optimize any more.

ohmrun,
@ohmrun@hachyderm.io avatar

@danderson You don't get to be a tenth level autist without encoding some personal trauma in your work.

danderson,
@danderson@hachyderm.io avatar

Or perhaps you'd prefer your time display broken in half and swirled around a rainbow vortex singularity?

danderson,
@danderson@hachyderm.io avatar

Don't get me wrong, these are... neat, I guess? But also might I recommend studying the history of watchmaking and pondering why watches historically don't have more than two or three complications, even after transition to the digital era where movement complexity was no longer a concern

deverton,
@deverton@hachyderm.io avatar

@danderson that there's a whole category for "Data Rich Watch Faces" suggests people really really like their data. If you don't have 32 fields including the wind speed, humidity, time in New York, and the AAPL stock ticker, are you even training?

gurgle,
@gurgle@aus.social avatar

@danderson Yeah. As a former Pebble user (RIP), the Garmin watch face selection is horrendous. Everything gets crammed in, there are very few simple or fun watchfaces. There are a good few from the Pebble i’d take over any of the Garmin ones

danderson,
@danderson@hachyderm.io avatar

@gurgle Thankfully garmin's build your own watch face thing did a decent job for me there. Simple background, legible time layout, couple of data elements for vitals I care about, and done.

It is weird to me that the store seems to be full of ultra dense data rich faces, but when you sort by actual installs, the app to find the direction of Mecca gets orders of magnitude more installs than all of them. Strange inversion of what gets put up for sale vs. what sells.

gurgle,
@gurgle@aus.social avatar

@danderson Good tip. I might try out the DIY option

danderson,
@danderson@hachyderm.io avatar

@gurgle It's a bit hidden IMO but it's "Garmin Face It" in the IQ store app. My main complaint about it is that it doesn't let me align my 3 little data values, so I have to eyeball it and live with the knowledge that they will always be a few pixels off... Until I snap and learn how to make apps for the thing :P

tongpu,
@tongpu@hachyderm.io avatar

@danderson @gurgle Getting my 🍿 ready for when that happens.

danderson,
@danderson@hachyderm.io avatar

If you don't trust third parties, why not get your feral watch face direct from Nullsoft - I mean Garmin

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