18+ riotmuffin,
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Oh no, my one hundred thousand ton cock plowed your single truss ass and the ass immediately collapsed, what could have caused this??? Let’s turn now to Paul WilliamDave, Industrial Ass Engineer at Headupyour University, to discuss

riotmuffin,
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We will not be discussing the safety hazards inherent in putting one hundred thousand ton cock ships unable to stop in the event of a power failure, in the vicinity of easily slammable single truss asses

angelteeth,

@riotmuffin LOL, I hear ya, I feel ya, I much appreciate the butt humor, but like...no ships are able to stop in the event of a power failure. Hell, most ships can't "stop" even under power...ya just gotta move in a different direction, and once you have way on in one direction...this can be challenging. Perhaps some kind of giant ship condom might be a better idea? (Or idk rip capitalism out at the root so giant cock boats hauling ten trillion tons of consumer goods that no one can actually afford to buy that will end up in landfills because overproduction without demand is how we've chosen to do things...whoops....digressing....😆)

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