The year is 2025. Instead of having newscasters, mainstream media channels now permanently display the president's age on the screen, down to the millisecond. Every minute a voice announces that the president is now a minute older than they were a minute ago. Somewhere in the world, bombs are being dropped on a country you've never even heard of. The headline on the screen reads "The president is now three times as old as the world's oldest dog".
@lowqualityfacts You mean they aren't already doing this? Because it sure seems that way to me. Biden might be old, but I think it's far more likely that Trump will be the first one to the memory care facility.
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