The political parties in the UK in preparation for the coming general election are as follows:
#Conservatives: Evil, but also incompetent; #DUP: Like Conservatives, but also bonkers; #LibDems: Like Conservatives, but also hopeless; #Labour: Like Conservatives, but also useless; #SinnFein: apparently competent and sensible but only in Ireland; #SNP: Like Labour, but Scottish; #Greens: Sensible and possibly competent, but we won't vote for them because we all think no one else will.
