davidseidl,
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So far today Home Depot has informed me that my order is on time once, and then informed me that it's running late three times in a row, 9 minutes, 11 minutes, and 37 minutes after texting me to tell me it is on time.

Dear Home Depot's back-end systems - are you ok?

kyleejohnson,
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@davidseidl The system is clearly constantly having to recalculate for holiday traffic.

Confused Rooster Teeth GIF by Achievement Hunter

davidseidl,
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@kyleejohnson My theory was that they've invested in a quantum based shipping system...

It's both being delivered and not being delivered at the same time until you get the package!

kyleejohnson,
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@davidseidl USPS already has a lock on that. Everything I have shipped USPS shows as delivered around 11am the day of delivery, but it doesn't actually arrive until 6pm. Either the object is in a state of quantum flux for seven hours or they mark it as delivered when the put it on the delivery truck.

kyleejohnson,
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@davidseidl Exhibit #32,463:

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