Talking to a German colleague as a left wing Jew be like: no no no, ETHNIC CLEANSING IS BAD, even when the victims aren't Jews
German posts screenshot of an ultranationalist Jewish Home Party member's racist toot: no it really isn't, and if you really are a jew, as you've been saying all these years, why have you never had a star of David in your profile like the others?
Me: oh I'm sorry, would you like it if we put them on our shirts so you could more readily identify us?
German: danke that would be very helpful, no need for your kind to continue to rouse so much suspicion.