SmudgeTheInsultCat,
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Who'll be there to bury them?

"Elon Musk Says SpaceX Could Land on Mars in 3 to 4 Years"

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/05/science/elon-musk-spacex-starship-mars.html

cloud_manul,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Can they make it a one-way trip? Pretty please?

halucin8,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Please let him be on that rocket!

hittitezombie,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat The Space Karen says a lot of bullshit.

ThirstyGayGeek,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat here’s hoping he goes on the maiden voyage.

StarkRG,
@StarkRG@myside-yourside.net avatar

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Steps to landing on Mars according to Elon:

  1. Make a press announcement.
  2. ???
  3. Land on Mars
number137,
@number137@mastodon.social avatar

@SmudgeTheInsultCat combined landing/stratum impact analysis

Ertain,
@Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com avatar

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Cues the Elton John song, "Rocket Man".

GreenRoc,
@GreenRoc@mastodon.social avatar

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Has SpaceX solved the radiation issues with Mars being intolerable for humans?

Or has Musk completely forgotten about that deadly condition on Mars I wonder.

kandersonus,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Every unmet timeline #Musk has laid has been 3-4 years.

Short enough to get suckers excited, long enough to help them forget.

gepandz,
@gepandz@mastodon.social avatar

@kandersonus @SmudgeTheInsultCat

Same pattern for Der Orangenführer's "two weeks" boasts.

billclawson,
@billclawson@sfba.social avatar

@SmudgeTheInsultCat I think the Tesla robots would be there to bury them. Elon’s smoking something. His antics on Twitter have made sure no one trusts what he does anymore.

JamesHMcLaren,
@JamesHMcLaren@qoto.org avatar

@SmudgeTheInsultCat No need. They'll be buried in the crater the crashing rocket makes.

hi_cial,
@hi_cial@donphan.social avatar

@SmudgeTheInsultCat please elon go to mars. Please

kroltanz,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat This is bullshit.

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