cloud_manul, 8 months ago

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Can they make it a one-way trip? Pretty please?

halucin8, 8 months ago

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Please let him be on that rocket!

hittitezombie, 8 months ago

@SmudgeTheInsultCat The Space Karen says a lot of bullshit.

ThirstyGayGeek, 8 months ago

@SmudgeTheInsultCat here’s hoping he goes on the maiden voyage.

StarkRG, 8 months ago

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Steps to landing on Mars according to Elon:

1. Make a press announcement.
2. ???
3. Land on Mars

number137, 8 months ago

@SmudgeTheInsultCat combined landing/stratum impact analysis

Ertain, 8 months ago

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Cues the Elton John song, "Rocket Man".

GreenRoc, 8 months ago

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Has SpaceX solved the radiation issues with Mars being intolerable for humans?

Or has Musk completely forgotten about that deadly condition on Mars I wonder.

kandersonus, 8 months ago

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Every unmet timeline #Musk has laid has been 3-4 years.

Short enough to get suckers excited, long enough to help them forget.

gepandz, 8 months ago

@kandersonus @SmudgeTheInsultCat

Same pattern for Der Orangenführer's "two weeks" boasts.

billclawson, 8 months ago

@SmudgeTheInsultCat I think the Tesla robots would be there to bury them. Elon’s smoking something. His antics on Twitter have made sure no one trusts what he does anymore.

JamesHMcLaren, 8 months ago

@SmudgeTheInsultCat No need. They'll be buried in the crater the crashing rocket makes.

hi_cial, 8 months ago

@SmudgeTheInsultCat please elon go to mars. Please

kroltanz, 8 months ago

@SmudgeTheInsultCat This is bullshit.