Why tho
feedum_sneedson, I actually just pissed on my trousers.
waterSticksToMyBalls, That’s the secret they’re all sold out all the time. But ya gotta give
exocrinous, There’s a Snopes article. This is real. Also they sell PissCoin
starman2112, 
Whatever cuck censored the name Jordanluca needs to be banned from whatever medium they posted this on, and the piss fetishists that spent more on a filthy pre-pissed pair of pants than I do on my rent should be made homeless and destitute
SatansMaggotyCumFart, How many room mates to you have to have $800 rent?
starman2112, My cat, who also lives in Wichita
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Wow, you live in the biggest city in Kansas?
I hear White Castle started there!
Anticorp, Didn’t Whitecastle start in Whitecastle?
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Founded on September 13, 1921, in Wichita, Kansas
I guess not.
Anticorp, Weird. I guess they just wanted Beastie Boys to have a better lyric for Girls some sixty-odd years later, so they moved.
starman2112, It did! I wish we had one!
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Do you not have one anymore?
starman2112,
SatansMaggotyCumFart, I thought they always kept the first location around.
ProgrammingSocks, Pretty sure it’s a pattern and not actual piss
Raxiel, Yawn, call me when I can buy diarrhea pre-soaked pants with matching shoes.
NucleusAdumbens, I take it you’ve never heard of D-pants then?
youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g
Empricorn, How do I delete someone else’s comment?
some_guy, Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.
MxM111, 
Why tho
Entropywins, Why not?
something_random_tho, Hey man, 100 bucks is 100 bucks
SubArcticTundra, 
To solve unemployment
awwwyissss, Sorry friend but I’m going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.
MeatPilot, 
I’ll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.
platypus_plumba, Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people’s jeans is my fetish, and I’ll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.
agamemnonymous, 
BasementParty, deleted_by_author
lapis, 
Calico Cut Pants
literally opened the comment section to say this if nobody else had, and also to link getcalicocutpants.com
frickineh, I mean, the company straight up said they’re pretty sure at least some people are buying them for fetish purposes.
anarchrist, MC Pee Pants has been reincarnated I see
King3d, I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Grobmobularb,
gimpchrist, 
Ah yes the old pocket pee stain… because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.
kamenlady, 
This version has the “peed in my jeans, while lying in bed” look.
Heavybell, 
You don’t store your dick in your pocket? What on earth do you do with it, then?
Wolfman86, Looking like you’ve pissed yourself is apparently fashionable now.
root_beer, “If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis”
JeffreyOrange, Calicocutpants are in Stock again?
motor_spirit, post this shit on Slickdeals for the boys!
FooBarrington, HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Schal330, You gotta give
swab148, 
You hit me in the cup
Bristlecone, I’m so stressed out I’m taking 3 seconds on a 10-second piss!
SatansMaggotyCumFart, No shit.
Now I can piss myself and people think I’m rich instead of a messy drunk.
bjoern_tantau, 
No shit.
That will be their next hit.
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Most shit is less of a visual and more of an olfactory thing.
bjoern_tantau, I’m sure they’ll be able to incorporate that.
SatansMaggotyCumFart, One time I was sick as hell and I shit myself in jeans and all the diarrhea filled up my boots.
I don’t think that story has anything to do with this fashion I just wanted to share a moment with you.
nifty, 
Damn that sucks, did you eat poorly cooked food, or were you sick because of another reason?
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Coming off a couple month heroin bender.
nifty, That’ll do it, I suppose
Thanks for sharing!
SatansMaggotyCumFart, More like
Thanks for sharting!
McLoud, Thank you for sharing you are very brave.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
Thanks for sharing your shit story, SatansMaggotyCumFart
SatansMaggotyCumFart, I shared a very important part of myself and you call it a shit story?
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, Sorry! It's a story about shit, and not a shitty one
SatansMaggotyCumFart, I’ll let it slide this time but you really have to think about other people’s feelings before you shit all over them with your posts, buddy.
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