hal_5700X,
meme23,

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nutsack,

I actually remember trying to draw a circle with gimp one time. It was actually completely fucked. I was looking for stroke selection or something like that. I never drew the goddamn Circle. Fuck you that shit sucks

curiousPJ,

From memory …

Select tool and draw circle.

Select option menu then click ‘to path’

Unselect all

Somewhere nearby there is a fill stroke to path or something.

Yeah…I’m considering going over to paint.net or something else.

png,

Krita is fabulous!

angrystego,

Photopea

merthyr1831,

if it had a lifetime license I wouldnt actually mind paying!

JameUwU,

Mom said its MY turn to repost this meme!

psycho_driver,

Anon appreciates the chaturbate ads embedded in his start menu

Matriks404,

Is this the most reposted greentext?

joel1974,

deleted_by_author

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  • DriftinGrifter,

    neither is windows mac dos bsd nor any other os or device tbh

    Reddfugee42,

    (Yes you are)

    Grabthar,

    Thanks mom!

    sp3tr4l,

    Use Krita?

    Hyphlosion,
    @Hyphlosion@donphan.social avatar

    Is nobody going to ask how Anon getting beat up in the parking lot is relevant to the story? There’s no indication that Anon’s classmates followed them out to the parking lot. The incident feels more random.

    Am I overthinking this instead of drifting off to sleep? Most likely.

    SirHenry,

    Yeah, it’s just funny haha. So just go to sleep 😴.

    Diplomjodler3,

    Of course it happened exactly like that. Nobody would ever just make shit up on 4chan, right?

    Phoenix3875,

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

    chicken,

    The joke is that Anon is a very irresistibly punchable sort of person and so of course they would be a victim of violence. A common theme in greentexts is projected anxiety about peer rejection for not conforming.

    barsquid,

    Isn’t this greentext mocking Linux users? Am I not understanding and the author’s perspective is actually that they like Linux but feel ostracized?

    chicken,

    Isn’t this greentext mocking Linux users?

    Yes

    Am I not understanding and the author’s perspective is actually that they like Linux but feel ostracized?

    Probably, how else would they accurately identify specific limitations with it that someone who doesn’t use it would probably gloss over? It’s some combination of self loathing and playing on the insecurities of the reader to bait a response.

    psycho_driver,

    Anon has backpfeifengesicht.

    DeLift,

    I guess what is being implied is that Anon is an insufferable “linux is better then windows” nerd and that the bullying is therefore “justified”.

    But don’t read too much into it, it’s just a funny 4chan haha greentext.

    NigelFrobisher,

    Where’s this school that does Photoshop class and the school doesn’t provide the software and equipment?

    LesserAbe,

    Hey something’s fishy here! I’m starting to think this guy wasn’t beat up in the parking lot either

    Floey,

    Okay but starting a lesson on Photoshop with the circle tool is like starting a lesson on Word with inserting a table. If working with abstract shapes is your modus operandi something like Illustrator or Inkscape makes a lot more sense as a tool.

    Rekonok,
    @Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Also beating up your students on the parking lot sound very fun to end the day but have no value in education

    Pollo_Jack,

    Nanny state

    Tankton,

    The beatings will continue until Photoshop is mastered.

    asteriskeverything,

    Dude… idk if I know if I’ve ever seen a more accurate simile than that. Equally “buggy*”, frustrating, and absurd if you have little to no experience with it

    *idr word tables well but I suspect it was like pen tool where it wasn’t so much buggy as it’s hard to make it work right if you don’t get it yet

    zipzoopaboop,

    Seriously though, why is gimp missing features from kidpix

    Limitless_screaming,
    Limitless_screaming avatar

    It's not missing a feature here, it just has a different way to do it. Pick the Ellipse selection tool, make an oval while holding "shift", right click > Edit > stroke selection.

    Cypher,

    No surprise their market share is garbage despite being free

    AI_toothbrush,

    Lol in hungary we used gimp because the school couldnt afford photoshop(it was one of the best schools in the country).

    someguy3,

    Shits expensive AF.

    maynarkh,

    ugyanitt bojler eladó

    AI_toothbrush,

    Nem lopott, nem hasznalt

    mlg,
    @mlg@lemmy.world avatar

    I like how stock photoshop refuses to run with wine not because Adobe cares about linux but because of the insane amount of DRM that harasses you on Windows.

    Meaning pirated photoshop runs fine on wine lol

    I think there’s even a github script to do it all for you with gpu acceleration enabled so you don’t have to even bother finding a pirate copy.

    FMEEE,

    Or just use Photoshop online works for me

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