daweaver,
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#Eurovision is a house built on "Sand", says Sabba for DR. Totally agreed.

daweaver,
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...Seriously, "Sand" is an uptempo song, about how life is impermanent and transitory. Very good. Shiny (wrong, bad).

"Jako" for Ladaniva, representing #Eurovision experts AMPTV. It's bright, colourful, ethnic, amd seems to be performed on the blocks from Play School. Diaspora vote will get you so far, that it goes down a storm in the hall will help. Again, shinies.

daweaver,
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#Eurovision promotes their lines of Official Tat. No mention of the CD, number 25 in a series - and I've got the lot of them!

"Hollow" represents LRT, who haven't made the Saturday final since 2016. Dons is the guy in the blue latex outfit and a giant hamster wheel. Incredible voice would pick up jury votes... but there are no jury votes tonight, and this might just fall through the cracks again.

daweaver,
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"Zorra" from TVE, performed by Nebulossa - two esses, like Southend-on-Sea. She's brought her living room to the stage, a happy drummer, dancing lads in boots and corsets. It's an interesting spectacle, gets the crowd going, but not sure there's any song - which feels a fatal omission for the #Eurovision Song Contest.

daweaver,
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"11.11" reps SMRTV, Megara perform in pink and black goth outfits. Very difficult to sing while rising from the floor, tongue out drumming, spectacularly wrong sort of shiny. This'll find its audience, and I really hope it gets a Saturday outing. Gloriously barking, uncompromising in its art, exactly where #Eurovision is in 2024.

daweaver,
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"Firefighter" and GBP, so of course we're going to have fire on the backdrop, and walls of pyro. Nutsa Buzaladze's dancers seem to be lacking in PPE. Gentle lift pales in comparison to the Czech #Eurovision effort. Shinies at the start and finish.

"Before the party's over", RTBF surround Mustii with all the microphones like a jail. Builds the emotion so we deserve the climax. Bad shinies. Great song, really deserves to go through.

daweaver,
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"(nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi", the EER song title is so long it pushes the band - 5MIINUST x Puuluup - off the stage. Loud and raucous folk-rap, very #Eurovision. On artistic merit, it's going nowhere; on televotes, who can tell?

"La noia" leans into its vines and twigs staging. San Remo means any RAI entry is great, Angelina Mango will get the "great song, not too out-there" centrist dad vote.

daweaver,
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"Hurricane" is entered by KAN, performed by Eden Golan. Serviceable slow number, suspicious amounts of crowd noise there.

Ah, Scott Mills is still with us. When you gotta go...

"Ulveham" from NRK, performed by Gåte. Blue-green staging, not seen much of that. Band's glowering around in the dark and shinies, folk melody transmuted into hardcore rock by a singer who looks a bit like Taylor Swift. This is more like it! #Eurovision

daweaver,
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"Europapa" for NOS/AVROTROS, Joost Klein sings about Europe and #Eurovision and has the biggest shoulder pads since the Dynasty revival. Completely bonkers, complete with the dancing bird in its wellies.

And the party ends by raising a glass to our friends who aren't with us tonight. Proost!

daweaver,
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For me, it's a yes to:
01 Loop 03 Zari
04 The code 05 Pedestal
07 Sand 08 Jako
09 Hollow 10 11.11
12 Before the party's over 15 Ulverham
16 Europapa

Eleven into ten #Eurovision slots. Good luck voters, it's a tough decision!

daweaver,
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An excellent Robson and Jerome impression from our #Eurovision hosts, then it's like when Elton John came out on "Don't let the sun go down on me".

Helena Paparizou, Charlotte Pirelli, Sertab do their bits.

A quick look at tonight's football scores: 3-0, 2-0, 1-2.

daweaver,
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Some acts that didn't make the #Eurovision stage, and clips from the Blue Carpet. Very ad break filler.

Petra Mede reminds us that this is just a silly little contest, and takes the piss out of Swedes. Linda Woodruff turns up, too. Very Flanders and Swann music hall.

Interpolated by Käärijä with a reprise of "Cha cha cha", which is like Sepultura busting into "The hippopotamus song".

Dan promised a big prop in the arena, and here's Martin Österdahl!

daweaver,
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Going through at #Eurovision
03 Zari 04 The code 06 We will rave
08 Jako 09 Hollow 11 Firefighter
13 (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi
14 Hurricane 15 Ulverham 16 Europapa

Sorry to lose
01 Loop 02 Titan 05 Pedestal
07 Sand 10 11.11 12 Before the party's over

Five of my chosen 11 leave tonight. Meh.

daweaver,
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...but very pleased to see Jako in there, and both Hollow and Firefighter will make their broadcasters very pleased.

(Who does that leave as the longest #Eurovision non-qualifying streak?)

Only 10 minutes late finishing tonight, they're getting a bit better.

More Eurovision in the news, and on Radio 3 tomorrow. And on Radio 2 on Saturday afternoon.

And for the final, 8pm Saturday night. Be there, or watch Matt Baker's lecture on crop rotation.

thomas,
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@daweaver What's Radio 3 doing with Eurovision?

daweaver,
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@thomas Most of "Through the Night", and the bulk of the afternoon show "Classical Live", and sundry other performances elsewhere. All provided and exchanged through the EBU.

thomas,
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@daweaver Ahhhh of course... Eurovision the network, as opposed to Eurovision the song contest?

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