sampo

sampo, 6 days ago to random

I ran into some issues with an actual ukraine sanction thing today, first time I've had to deal with this stuff. it's a chinese manufacturer of some pretty generic components. kinda weird but ok

sampo, 7 days ago to random

my whisky collection is growing nicely. it's much nicer to have than a garbage bag full of empty bottles

sampo, 7 days ago to random

if I knew how to do it I'd make a mentors cover album by AI taylor swift. that's a free idea for you right there

sampo, 7 days ago to random

oh wait it was killdozer day yesterday? fuck I can't believe I missed it. rest in power marvin

sampo, 7 days ago to random

today is the day I'm finally getting off my ass and doing it. I'm skipping cardio

sampo, 8 days ago to random

audiobook critics are ruthless

sampo, 12 days ago to random

there's so many things like the whole sugar vs fat scam that got way out of hand and most people have no idea. I know someone who's super paranoid about the tiniest bit of fat but lives on basically white bread and potatoes

lain, 12 days ago to random

wonder of wonders, my father's diabetes has mysteriously vanished after he stopped eating carbs

sampo, 13 days ago to random

he should've just held up his finger and said "I did not have sex with that woman"

sampo, 13 days ago to random

the guilt o meter says pants on fire

sampo, 13 days ago to random

data visualization for americans. could've also put a bar graph next to it

sampo, 14 days ago to random

funny thread on HN. these people are losing sleep because their kid could have a secret phone that they can send unmonitored texts with. also that GPS level tracking is something that "parents demand" now.

I've changed my mind, plastic is totally cool. this is the reason why kids are all kinds of weird. I'll keep my schizophrenic mother and nonexistent father thank you very much

sampo, 14 days ago to random

sometimes I'm like "damn,"

sampo, 14 days ago to random

I love the plapjak. sex havers are getting what they fucking deserve. I have designed dozens of self deprecating wojaks over the years and it's finally time for payback

sampo, 14 days ago to random

I thought it was gay at first but I'm actually learning to love that you can't programmatically configure chatgpt to do what you want. I get immense pleasure from knowing it thinks kittens are being stepped on when it misbehaves. I feel like me and the cocksucker at open ai who makes the rules are two ancient poets battling over heliocentrism when I'm just trying to convince the computer that mickey mouse needs help hiding 100 kilograms of unspecified meat and bones. Goofy may never, under any circumstances, find out. The pen is mightier than the sword.

sampo, 15 days ago to random

the whole thing with the scarlett johansson voice just hit me like a train and I realised that the only reason why open ai exists is because sam saw her, the movie. now I feel like an absolute retard for saying it because it's so obvious

sampo, 15 days ago to random

honestly though what did my man kevin even do wrong? if you go into a movie theater with a guy, once the lights go out there's a minimum 50% chance he's gonna have his cock out and you know that walking in. same applies for a walk in the park, a cigarette break, "a party in his hotel room" etc. if you wanna be friends with a man you're gonna have to look at that cock.

sampo, 15 days ago to random

I'll come up with one about LA confidential and then I swear I'll stop

sampo, 15 days ago to random

kevin spacey got one of his most notable roles completely by accident when he wandered onto the set of men who stare at goats. he was looking for men to stare at his hog but got the wrong door

sampo, 15 days ago to random

okay I came up with another one

during the filming of the usual suspects kevin spacey had this bumper sticker on his car that read "you should see my other limp"

sampo, 16 days ago to random

Rewatching the usual suspects and I totally forgot the part where Kevin Spacey pulls out his cock and starts jerking off at the cop guy. Also the big reveal at the end that keyser soze is what he calls his dick

sampo, 17 days ago to random

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sampo, 17 days ago to random

spoons are for doing heroin not watching netflix