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poppyhaze

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irradiated communist maid ✨ 会说中文 ✨ QC at Falcon Safety Products ✨ she/her/tā ✨ no first use policy

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"engine-rich exhaust" is such an interesting euphemism

poppyhaze,
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@sluttymayo consider the nuclear salt-water rocket.

make an enriched uranium saltwater solution stored in boron tanks, pump it down boron pipes into an unmoderated nozzle. it will go prompt critical and detonate out the back at huge velocities

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holy shit, chainsaw man hilariously good this week

poppyhaze, to random
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its legal to build and operate a black powder muzzle loading cannon as long as you fire solid shot
https://youtu.be/2d5Pr8wZJCo

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book recommendation: "War is a Racket", Smedley Butler (https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CTFMK1ZY)

this is a book about the actions of what we currently call the "military-industrial complex" from about 1900 to 1935. it remains as relevant today as it was back then. it is short, incredibly depressing, and full of context that i wish i always had.

read it.

poppyhaze,
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@whitequark A group of industrialists including former Presidents Bushes’ ancestor attempted to recruit Butler to lead a coup but he immediately told Congress he was being scouted to lead a coup. FDR made a backroom deal to not cause major disruption but silence the business leaders.

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i'm glad King Charles III commissioned a portrait that makes people sicker when they look at it and makes him healthier

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Why bother storming a space station anyway? Standard doctrine is to get into an angle to the shielded station reactor and fire a beam weapon at it. The bremsstrahlung from reactor shielding deflection creates a fatal radiation fan. But an agricultural station has live-soil.

poppyhaze,
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The soil itself is the product everyone fights for because so far, someone has yet to invent an algae tastier than hot bread or corn on the cob. And if we sterilize the station’s cargo, we might as well blow the whole station at range. A pile of dirt and bacteria as hostages.

poppyhaze,
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So here we are. In the high frontier, hurtling towards a miracle in orbit that looks so shiny on the synthetic aperture radar. They told us the system starves if we fuck this up. That’s a lot more motivating than hot corn and wheat tortillas. But the reasoning is the same.

poppyhaze, to random
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with just one card left in their UNO hand, the other player puts down the black spot card. The only instruction: "Kill anyone with Uno"

poppyhaze, to random
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awww hell nah, they gave an Iowa boy a whole country to rule

poppyhaze, to random
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personally if I didn’t want to be struck by Foucault’s boomerang of the logic of colonial violence returning home, I would simply not engage in settler-colonialism overseas

poppyhaze, to random
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oh hey Florida has a tree called Poisonwood, Metopium toxiferum, a single touch and well your day is over, time to get it off you, if it’s bad enough, you need steroids

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everyone knows we have a transit problem in America, so i think we should legalize jitneys federally like Hong Kong's private minibus system. Green ones run fixed route, fixed fare; red ones are share taxis that take you generally in the direction they show for variable fare

poppyhaze,
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Red minibuses are notorious for the "typhoon fare" where in severe weather, they increase their rates. But as a share taxi, it is still cheaper than a ride-hails like Uber or taxis.

poppyhaze, to random
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is baseball real

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it’s starting to darken #Eclipse2024

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Qian Xuesen, 钱学森, a brilliant physicist who worked on the Manhattan Project and co-founded NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory was accused of being a spy, detained for 5 years, and stripped of his ability to teach or do more research.

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poppyhaze,
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@mcc i doubt the alchemists of Shoppers Drug Mart can truly deliver a serum that powerful

whitequark, to random
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all of the employees quit?
bought a company but all you have is GDS and a bunch of Excel files you don't understand?
try editing the GDS and cutting 30 or 40 wires
30 or 40 wires is enough to add a DSP tile to your FPGA fabric
add them directly in the GDS with a layout editor
you will certainly not regret cutting 30 or 40 wires in the logic tile to add a DSP block outside of the fabric area on the floorplan

#SuspiciouslySpecificSnowclone

poppyhaze,
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poppyhaze,
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@whitequark lemme fix it

poppyhaze,
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@whitequark how about this one?

poppyhaze,
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@whitequark its yours, i declare it yours

poppyhaze, to random
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it’s totally unfair that DUI laws apply to horse-riding, the horse is clearly sober, I just happen to be there, it’s like an Uber taking me home

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i'm always dropping soapy dishes in the sink so maybe that's why the door plug falls off

https://www.businessinsider.com/faa-boeing-spirit-aerosystems-dawn-soap-door-seal-737-max-2024-3

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