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danjac

@danjac@masto.ai

Software developer/professional Jira ticket puncher.

Originally British, naturalized Finn. Interested in #scifi #fantasy #movies #opensource #python #django #javascript #running #nature #art #podcasts #languages #history

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Header pic: Pascal Blanche https://pascalblanche.artstation.com/projects/r9ZEKL

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So much for the "swing to the far right" as far as Finland is concerned. PS share of vote collapsed to 7.6%. #eurovote24

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The US constitution is terrible for many reasons, but perhaps foremost is whatever you might say about the constitution of Germany or New Zealand, they don't prioritise the rights of school shooters over school children.

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Rishi Sunak, the only Tory MP not on a beach somewhere.

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When they make the inevitable drama about the disastrous Conservative General Election campaign, who should produce it?

Armando Iannucci would be the obvious choice, but James Cameron has more experience with gigantic waterlogged disasters.

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"Under Paris" was a pretty entertaining movie. Hit all the Jaws beats (shark expert teams up with cop, mayor who doesn't want to cancel the big event etc) but with big twist ending.

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Maybe unpopular opinion: you only get to design web sites after you have built them for a living for a while.

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Sunak's campaign advisors be like:

"Sure Rishi, just leave the D-Day Commemoration early so you can attend an ITV interview where you can deny being a liar. Starmer can fill in for you and shake hands with Biden and Zelensky and look prime ministerial for the morning papers in your absence".

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Cleaning team called in by new owners of Alex Jones' Infowars ranch

Ripley in Aliens: "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit"

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Take a look at Europe right now with all its PR electoral systems and a rise in the far-right, and the center right forming coalitions with fascists.

FPTP should be scrapped in the UK because it's fundamentally undemocratic. But PR will not lead to better outcomes nor make people feel more enfranchised.

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Why is the Canadian government department tasked with rivers and lakes called the "Canada Water Agency" and not "Eau Canada"

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The more you see of the Jedi at their height the more you think "Jesuits with laser swords" and that the Sith had a point.

danjac,
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The Republic has religious police, like present day Iran or medieval Spain.

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The reason Germany is so pro-Israel is because if the Zionist project fails people will realise we should have expelled all the Germans from Saxony in 1945 and made that the Jewish homeland instead.

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Why is this called "Under Paris" and not "Jaws - the Requining"

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I thought half of these were just plot devices or McGuffins in a Star Trek episode

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Scrum is the ultimate pigeon manager move (pigeon as in someone who flies in, shits over everything, then flies away).

Take a tech team doing just fine with Kanban, managing themselves as per the Agile Manifesto, then shackle them with Scrum "to shake things up".

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Of course tech managers have many ways to destroy morale and productivity, but Scrum (and even more evil variants, like SAFE) comes pre-packaged.

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The difference between a dwarf and a midget is a matter of gnomenclature.

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Farage might win in Clacton, which means he will have to spend a lot of time in Clacton. So he loses either way.

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One positive effect of climate change is that these shitty dying resort towns will be reclaimed by the sea and their local population can return to the Deep Ones of Y'ha-nthlei.

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America was not founded on freedom of the individual, as their citizens are raised to believe, but rather the freedom of village elders, religious leaders and slave-owners to control their subjects.

https://www.salon.com/2024/06/03/texas-professors-to-fail-students-seek-abortions/

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The rate things are going the official opposition to the Labour government will be the left wing of the Labour party

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These "climate activists" are so clearly an op run by Shell it's almost funny

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/01/climate-activist-defaces-monet-painting-in-paris

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What a reckless article by The Guardian’s Europe correspondent which betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of the Far Right.

Meloni being cozy with von der Leyen doesn’t mean Meloni isn’t as far right anymore. The piece itself documents her fascist politics against LGBTQ+ rights, the free press and immigration.

What it does mean is von der Leyen being fine with the Far Right under some conditions. It means the EU as a whole is fine with the Far Right. 1/2

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/02/giorgia-meloni-italy-far-right-prime-minister-eu

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@ayoub von der Leyen is just doing the usual Conservative thing of being craven to fascists

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KLF were way ahead of their time.

They set a million pounds on fire, predicting AWS by 10 years.

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