anthracite

@anthracite@dragon.style

some lady that draws comics (http://egypt.urnash.com) and likes to call herself a dragon
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owner and operator of dragon.style
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current project: Parallax (http://egypt.urnash.com/parallax/, @parallax)

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anthracite, to random

security update status: got it running on my machine, time to do all the git bullshit and see if it works on the server

watch this thread for updates: https://plush.city/@egypturnash/111857403078296552

anthracite, to random

This note attached to today's Mastodon security patch might mean it's time for me to think about closing down Dragon Style; the last time I tried to update past 4.0.x I ran into some blocks I could not get past and I am pretty sure I have not magically gotten better at wrangling a giant festering pile of Unix in the intervening time.

I will attempt to get this patch in later today, once I've showered off the brain fog from the remnants of this stupid cold.

anthracite,

@ksonney

I'm in docker; the current huge blocker is that somewhere between mast 4.0 and 4.2, it started to require a new version of docker, which will not compile on the version of ubuntu this is all running on top of, and all my attempts to update the server have failed!

(plus there are Some Modifications to dragon.style which always makes upgrades a fucking nightmare)

anthracite,

@StormyDragon

If something like that happens there's a very high chance it'd be moving to completely different software. Like Wordpress with its ActivityPub plugins, because Wordpress actually has concepts of "themes" and "plugins" and "auto-update" (and "supporting old environments") that have completely eluded Mastodon in the seven years of its life.

anthracite,

@Filene

One of the reasons updating is always A Fucking Pain is because any attempts to customize the look of any particular Mastodon regularly gets stepped on by Garg treating all us small server runners like cattle.

Which is why I keep on thinking the best path forwards feels like making the time to see what a multi-user Wordpress with the Activitypub plugins would look like, because I have never wanted to be a cattle rancher.

anthracite,

@ksonney

There probably is! What's a good way to chat - email?

Soblow, to random

Hi @anthracite ! :dragnheart:
I don't know if you've seen this:
https://mastodon.social/@MastodonEngineering/111856895554844910

(sorry for annoying you but it seems to be pretty important, there's a critical security flaw in Mastodon for which security patches were just released...)

anthracite,

@Soblow

well I guess I know what I'm doing after I crawl out of bed and try to hose off the remnants of the cold I've had all this week, ugh. Thanks.

anthracite, to random

Oh nice, I woke up with a head full of boogers that have the distinct scent of ones that come from cleaning up after a cold is defeated. Hopefully this is the case for me; this thing has been hanging on with @zebratron2084 for like a week and a half.

mcc, to random
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

Me and my wife have a running disagreement about whether "twunks" exist. She insists they are not real but I believe

anthracite,

@mcc

Twink
Twank
Twunk.

anthracite, (edited ) to random

kitchen sink broke late last week

kitchen sink got replaced this monday

a half hour after the maintenance guy left the stove gave up the ghost

new sink's faucet is incompatible with the dishwasher adaptor

went to hardware store, they were out of what they said should be what I need, what they say I need doesn't seem to actually exist

all this on top of us having this nasty cold for the past week and a half

hell of a mardi gras

anthracite,

@MishaVanMollusq

I don’t own a car so that’s out. Sure feels like I pissed someone off though.

pyrex, to random

Today I got two billion dollar companies really mad at each other.

anthracite,

@pyrex

ooooooooh

anthracite, to random

fuck it

performs the Bornless Rite

assumes the form of He Whose Mouth Is Eternally Aflame

tells the viruses infecting her respiratory system to fuck right off, along with any other demons that may be hanging around

anthracite,

@polyphanes

Thank you :purple_fire:

Also thanks for your post on the BR, it’s the version I used despite having a copy of the PGM on my shelf :ds_happy:

18+ gutmunchies, to random

got miso soup for the first time in a long while. ahh, i've missed this

anthracite,

@gutmunchies

Tip copiously?

anthracite, to random

Ten minutes and I’ll find out if this annoying cold I got off of @zebratron2084 is The Rona or not. Wheeeee.

anthracite,

Yay, the test has a nice strong line on “control” and absolutely nothing on “test”, which means NO RONA. Just a cold. Apparently there is a kind of nasty one around the city this year and I guess we got it.

anthracite,

@BullCityFats

It’s been a couple of days of booger misery already! The test came in a two pack so I am probably gonna do a second test soon though.

anthracite,

@Maverynthia

Yyyyyep. Probably.

signalstation, to random
@signalstation@raggedfeathers.com avatar

Got a postcard for a new subscription service, says if I pay an annual fee I can get animal teeth instead of human teeth

but if I cancel, do I get to keep the teeth? postcard doesn't say, mebbe they gotta go back

anthracite,

@signalstation

Is this “you get some teeth in the mail” or “your teeth magically become animal teeth”? I’d want to clear up this ambiguity before investigating this offer.

morix, to shitposting
@morix@loci.onl avatar

Based on the famous XKCD "Ten Thousand" (https://xkcd.com/1053/) I am now proposing the inverse idea - every day there are also an unlucky 10,000 - those people who find out about something absolutely fucking cursed that day and their brains are made immeasurably worse by having the knowledge they now possess.

anthracite,

@morix

Being a furry pornographer has definitely provided a few moments on the border of that.

Well really just looking at the front page of FA is a risk of that, I now know that there is someone who is so invested in drawing poop that they have observed that [censored for your protection] and accurately rendered this in their drawings of someone pooping, and every so often this knowledge just floats up and I feel absolutely cursed.

anthracite,

@morix

I will spare you this piece of cursèd knowledge!

anthracite,

@morix

yes, yes it is. trust me.

thousand-mile stare

cyborgurl, to random
@cyborgurl@dice.camp avatar

i think i could support "reality shifting" tiktokers if they could just pick a more interesting reality than fucking hogwarts to shift into

anthracite,

@cyborgurl

Offhand I’m trying to think of other Wizard Schools from fiction and I’m really not sure shifting into a reality where I’m taking courses at Brakebills or Unseen would be any better. I’m pretty sure that Unseen would at least be cooler with trans students.

anthracite,

@cyborgurl

Shifting into the reality where this weird incident back in my high school days that felt like maybe failing a wizard school test was actually such a thing, and one I passed, might be neat. That me probably doesnt draw anywhere near as well as I do though. Secret New Orleans wizard school lurking in plain sight just off Bayou St John…

anthracite, (edited ) to random

I dunno about you but I’m not interested in the until there’s a mod for the Apple video conference avatars that gives everyone big floppy dick nipples.

anthracite,

@ErgonWolf

Yyyyyyep.

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