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Ninji

@Ninji@wuffs.org

Wolfdog, software engineer, public transit nerd, fursuiter, game modder, maker of bad posts

I like ice cream, graphic design, tank tops and PowerPC assembly (among other things)

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what's the most absurdly inefficient use of computation you've seen? (non-deliberately that is, things where the person who made it thought it was a sensible design)

I think mine'd be seeing an acquintance proudly show off their automated plant waterer, which was a full raspberry pi running debian which used cron to run a nodejs script every 6 hours. a full linux computer and billions of computational cycles, all to occasionally energise one pin

(no replies about seeing someone use LLMs to do simple maths, too easy for this question)

Ninji,
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@kadei there are a bunch of digital ad boards on each escalator at St. Enoch station (Glasgow Subway), and on a couple of occasions, i've seen a Windows error message on just one

this implies that the ad boards (probably 15-20 per escalator?) each have their own x86 computer with a Windows licence, all to display the same slideshow

Dex, to random
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small moments of gender euphoria - junk mail, but it has Mx. on it!

Ninji,
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@Dex diversity win: the omnipresent data collection systems have hoovered up tons of information about me and still can’t figure out what my gender is!

Ninji,
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@Dex i scream every time i top up my Oyster card and TfL sends me an email beginning "Dear Other Wolf,”

Ninji, to random
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i have been in the furry fandom for over 10 years and there are still some etiquette basics i haven't figured out

for example, "how do i reply when someone begins a conversation with nothing but a porn GIF of some random character”

ret, to random
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Love Public Pup Hood Wearing Debate month so much.

Ninji,
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@ret Hoping I get my new one soon, just in time to join the debate

Ninji, to random
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I've got one brain cell at the moment and it's entirely dedicated to being excited for something that I'm waiting to receive

Ninji, to random
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I've been waffling over what to do with my hair for ages, but two different people have now told me I should get a mohawk

And my fursona already kinda has one, so... maybe I should give that a shot 🤔

Who wants to come to the hairdresser with me once I've gotten over this con crud

Ninji, to random
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fun fact: i took this photo back in 2017 and it’s probably my most stolen piece of #content ever

Ninji, to random
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anyone want to come on a ride with me this #FursuitFriday?? 🐺🏍️

Ninji,
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@ThePiGuy24 no!!! this is a very wholesome post

Ninji,
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@PupGhost good, that's what i was going for :3c

Ninji, to random
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the professional equivalent of receiving headpats is when you add a react to a Slack message and then other people click on the same react because of you

Ninji, to Fursuit
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Ninji, to random
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Ninji,
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@PupGhost yep, took a gamble on the Tech 7s and they ended up fitting me really well, thankfully

Ninji,
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@PupGhost ah yeah i should actually post some of those on AD >.>

Ninji, to random
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Me making up a fake name so I can get into Westminster

Ninji, to random
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Leaving ConFuzzled is sad, but it has been an excellent time as always

I’ll be roaming around the main hotel lobby from around 1:15 to 4pm if anyone wants to chat and kill some time :3

Dex, to random
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home.

safe.

exhausted.

not quite broken, but not far off.

#ConFuzzled

Ninji,
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@Dex glad you made it back, and it was excellent to meet you and chat for a bit :3

Ninji, to random
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things that happen at furry conventions: someone just walked up to me, handed me this boxed cookie and walked away???? i am so Confused

i’ve opened the box; there’s a large chocolate chip cookie inside. the inside of the box says “Warning: The sweetness will explode your mind!”

Ninji, to random
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somebody came up to me and asked if i could hold this. it took me a few seconds to process what it was

📸 @hazardfox

Ninji, to random
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kicked out of the “no photos allowed” event at the furry con for refusing to cover up my £800 Humane AI Pin’s camera with a sticker

Ninji, to random
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Ninji, to random
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walking into the “adult dealers den” at the furry convention to buy all my adult products (pain relief cream, a boxed copy of TurboTax, a mortgage)

Ninji, to random
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starting a new tradition which i’m going to call the Unnecessary Bokeh Hour

Ninji,
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Today’s Unnecessary Bokeh Hour is brought to you from an overpriced chain Italian restaurant

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